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[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[gemtail]

Jax reminds me of Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond; did terrible things because they hated themselves, had the capability of redemption, but died before it could happen… and attempting to only clean up part of your mess when only your situationship partner truly knows who you are doesn’t count as redemption. It would have counted if the rest of the Crystal Gems knew but they didn’t get to have the choice of knowing the real her. You can feel compassion for both but still acknowledge that they were crappy people who did crappy things, some of which were downright unforgivable. I mean, shit, they both even hurt someone they truly cared about because they couldn’t fathom someone who actually loved them that much. Rose/Pink didn’t think Spinel would actually wait all that time for her. Jax genuinely thought Ribbit would inevitably betray him. It explains their reasons and it makes you feel sad for them… but it doesn’t justify doing it.

[positivelyqueer]

sincerely useful phrases for dealing with intrusive thoughts:

"wouldn't that be fucked up or what?"

"anyway I'm Rod Stirling."

"and what if the world was made of pudding?"

"calm down edgelord."

"kind of cringe, not gonna lie"

"not canon"

[astrmastr]

u all i have been hyperfixating on dissassembled birds for the past 3 weeks u have no IDEAAAA

[gwart-werkz]

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! FIGHT ME!!!!!!

[ivy-vinezz]

༄ Artfight ‘26 Graphics // Personal

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IM SO EXCITEDDD FOR ARTFIGHT OMGGGGG!! Which team will you choose? Miami Dolphins vs Evil Intimidating Horse vs Fake Smile Girl!!!!

my Artfight!

[astrmastr]

what if a coat and hat and belt was the most wretched vore

[astrmastr]

COLORED HIMMMMMM

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[norahsdove]

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

[bippus]

Flubber?

[norahsdove]

I've never seen flubber.

[bippus]

Asshole

[ryo-maybe]

You really should reconsider man

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

AI companies

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[me-beef]

you have to speak your truth. no matter the cost

also your guardian angel was talking to me in the checkout line the other day, she said ur friends like u for being weird in the group chat so u should do it more

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[astrmastr]

THE TWIRLERRRRRRR THE DANCERRRRR

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[scamguy]

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet