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this account stands for:
-Noddism
-The real anarch movement
-Caine worship
-The final death of the antideluvians
-Supporting the Sabbat
-The dismantling of the camarilla
I made a new video :D
It's my birthday :D
i Don’t have any fetishes im just creative
i just love to think and imagine
IT'S TIME FOR LEFTOID FAMILY FEUD! The first question is: Name a blatantly Anti-Marxist take that "Marxist-Leninists" can't stop repeating:
1. "As Leninists we understand the importance of the anti-imperialist struggle. Therefore, *blatant Kautskyism*
2. I hate social democrats! Also the country with the world's most important market economy is socialist because the capitalists are under control of the state.
3. There are times when it's acceptable for Communists to ally with the national bourgeoisie for strategic reasons, like when we tried it with Chiang Kai-shek, Suharto, and Saddam Hussein and nothing bad happened to us at all.
4. *The incomprehensible foamy-mouthed gibberish that comes out whenever Trotsky is even mentioned* (although tbh I kinda get why people who spend all their time arguing with Trotskyists would become so neurotic)
5. I'm a Marxist-Leninist.
6. Asking people to read theory is classist because the proles are a bunch of unwashed fucking morons.
My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph
well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me
the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me
...are you a french infantryman invading russia?
Was this about that bitch from rwby
this is about napoleon
dynamite?
[FAILED] Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up.
explaining Deleuze to an American: Imagine a burger without toppings
As a trans woman you can generally expect not to be believed about most things: The legal processes you've navigated, effects you've had from transition care, what you had for breakfast, and so on.
But there's one major exception, which is when you're clearly joking.
If you say something like "I'm going to forcefem Richard Nixon for his crimes", you will be subjected to a person who fully and entirely believes that:
You possess the infrastructure and resources necessary to operate a real life forcefemming dungeon sophisticated enough to forcefem not just any captive, but a US President
You intend to wield the power of this forcefem dungeon over political disagreements, and are taking active steps to do so
Your intended target is Richard Nixon, famously a corpse who has been dead for 30 glorious, Nixonless years, and you are apparently going to be able to put him in a state that would be receptive to forcefemming, which is generally understood to require a subject who is alive
Despite the evidence that you are a necromancer with substantial kidnapping abilities, you are receptive to being informed, in a strongly worded post of concern, that necromantic forcefem is immoral.
And once they've caught you in your dastardly scheme, they will not relent at attempts to clarify
There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.
"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."
Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.
new video is up! this one took way too long
reading house of leaves
what the fuck
reading infinite jest
what the fuck
me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good
one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?
me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point
my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious
henry: nē ic wile nāt
[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]
it’s defrosting
I hope it's okay but I added a little to it!
[ID: a meme where the above image has been edited into a baking dish, which is being put into the fridge. It’s captioned “I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s almost time to move the ‘Almost Christmas’ meme to the fridge”. End ID.]
our house... in the middle of our leaves¹
¹This is a humourous riff on the lyrics to the song "Our House" by the English ska-pop band, Madness. "Our House" is considered a working class anthem, which contrasts the bourgeoisie lifestyle of the Navidson family.²
²Alright, while the music stuff is factually correct it's still a huge stretch to connect the song and the family this way. Sometimes a corny joke is just a corny joke.