Beretta Marshal

I Know A Guy. I am the guy. the best member of the worst bloodline

[angrydino42-and-avathecannibal]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[stretchscreamers-news]

(after the jigsaw tape finishes explaining the trap) alright!! I promise I'll do my best! =^.^=

[greelin]

i DO care if it hurts actually because i WANT it to hurt

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[corviiids]

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

[killxbunnyyy]

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[omega-springsteen-truther]

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[greelin]

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement, I’m so tired from work. Do I deserve to get myself a small treato?

YOU DESERVE A PACK OF SMOKES

[beadyeyes]

rules of chivarly for knights

1. always wash your gauntlets after tinkling

2. kill people so they can go to heaven sooner

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[castles-picnics-and-pastries]

Holy Trinity Church, York