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[thecommonchick]

[milesgmoralles]

Hercules (1997) // Mulan (1998)

[catchymemes]

[thisperspective]

ASFDGFJKFKDK

[blaireee]

[laerugo]

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

[animentality]

I was gonna say, what did Mary do to Joseph to be toxic? Lie to him about having the son of God?

[ankha85]

[pr1nceshawn]

Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.

[mysharona1987]

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

reblog if you want to join the coven

[gael-garcia]

[princvsx]

do you ever just really want someone’s presence? like you’ll be over the moon if that one special person was sitting next to you at school, watching a movie with you, laying in bed, like it could be completely silent and it would still feel so perfect and exciting to be there spending time with them.

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[inahiddenplace]

it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?

[outcrying]

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

[fenri]

Fanfiction author appreciation shoutout to every single writer producing fanfiction be it once a year or once every two weeks. A lot of people don’t understand fanfiction is a hyper-concentrated expression of how much you love something, and it takes a lot of bravery to share that with people who might judge you for simply wanting to give that happiness to others. 

Always remember ‘you do you’ and to be proud of yourself. Fandom would be nothing without its fanfiction writers. 

[moghedien]

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

[boatiechat-blog]

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians. So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians.  (It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

[kbrock9146]

Holy shit….. this just made the Virgin Mary thing make sense, in so much as the Catholic Church claims she didn’t have sex to conceive Jesus, but in reality it means that she wasn’t married at the time.

This is why it’s so important to understand where language came from, and the history that was going on at the time as well. If you look at every single thing through the lens of your modern day, you are at risk to wind up missing the original meaning and how it pertained to society at that time.

[enchanting-toothy-grimace-deact]

OKAY I JUST LEARNED THIS IN CLASS LIKE TWO DAYS AGO!!! IM A SOPHMORE IN COLLEGE AND I NEVER LEARNED THIS BEFORE!!!!

It changes so many things!!!! I’m so mad because this seems like an important detail to just leave out of education!!!

[bapplbrumbl]

Me age 7 when I accidentally stand on a crack

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

[wallcrawler-exmachina]

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

[wickedwitchshaming]

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse jade how did you manage to make this worse

[necromatador]

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts.  Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen.  Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

[luminosombra-deactivated2025020]

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR” - Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

[shabbytigers]

sir that’s my emotional support category structure