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nat. ♎. 18.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[anorable]

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[straightboyfriend]

iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target

[iguanamouth]

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

[humorstaff]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to brag but this splat of mystery goo on the floor of the electronics section in my local walmart matches my shoes

[baracknobama]

remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid 

[hustlerose]

that’s pussy babe!

[bang]

bae: do you still love me? :/

me: FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z

[stillhereunfortunately]

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

every time i take a selfie

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[happieststoryintheuniverse-deac]

ok as much as i love the modern designs for tamagotchi characters, i still think nothing will beat the art direction in the 90′s. like this is the pinnacle of character design

[jays--wing]

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care