An actual librarian

Welcome to my blog, I am 18 years old girl and I reblog whatever I like and relate to

[lost-caps]

[virgoassbitch]

Me

[bandtshirt]

[readcarephilly]

Me: I wish I had someone to have late night convos with. 😶

Also me when I get a text past 11pm: Man, what do you want?! I got work tomorrow.

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[blackness-by-your-side]

word

[janeplease]

*gives a 30 minute TEDx talk in the shower*

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate when you have to park like a jerk because someone else did, then they leave and you look like the jerk

[flowergrave-deactivated20190404]

i hate that my best is everybody else’s worst and so even when im doing really well by my standards its still super worrying to the people around me. like i dunno what to tell u man, it doesn’t get any better than this.

[onlytwitterpics]

[pigeonqueen]

no need to feel afraid, ben is keeping an eye on you 💕🐦

[pangur-and-grim]

thank you ben

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[iraffiruse]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[tropiks]

Me

[biitchass-deactivated20210105]

people who get good grades without trying

[uoa]

does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated