Boogie Wonderland

30-she/her- CA

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[theragamuffininitiative]

Source:

Keep Android Open

Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Among the many reasons I am clawing my life back from Google.

[miconia]

you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.

goodluck taking the rest of it.

shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account

[goth-queen]

[nilawafer]

THEY ARE NOT KISSES

MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU MAULING YOU

[sharpartisan]

sign I saw at the shop the other day

[fernicenty]

drawing my favorite birds is what i call „self—care”

[katelouisepowell]

I finally finished this drawing 🐥 ‘Flock’ 🪶✍️

created to raise funds for FugleAdvokatene (The Bird Advocates) - Norwegian city bird rescuers based in Oslo & Bergen 🐦‍⬛

[prints]

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[thememedaddy]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

tea

Let’s make tea

Water

Tea bag

Sugar

Edible glitter

Voting ended onSep 29, 2025

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Okay so I did it, first I measured out 6.8 teaspoons of water

Then I added 3.5 teaspoons of sugar

Then heated it up and added three tea bags and let them set

Then I measured out and added 10.7 teaspoons of edible glitter

It didn’t really act like a solid or a liquid but it had the consistency of peanut butter when eaten, it definitely tastes like tea

I added the final product to a gallon of sweet tea to dilute it so the glitter isn’t wasted

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Since I’m realizing not everyone knows about the tea, this is its creation

[c0ff33-and-tv]

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[raisinchallah]

funniest title drop ever

[rocknrollercoaster]

to tha window

[rocknrollercoaster]

to tha wall

[mathew]

[3liza]