“Still Dry... Jim?”

RP/ASK blog for the Jim Twins! Markiplier TV/Who Killed Markiplier is your choice, Mun’s headcanon is that those Jims are not the same people, there are in fact many, many Jim. If no option is given I’ll stick with the WKM Jims. Non-Selective, very accepting and kind mun. Not enough rules to make a post about so, No NSFW or rude asks, y’know, the usual. This blog welcomes M!A’s, Anons and OC’s! This blog is a side-blog so uwu. Main blog is @teebread

[the-jim-twins]

HELLO LADIES, GENTS AND ALL OTHER CONFIGURATIONS OF BEING!

“It’s been quite some time since Jim has been online!! Almost an entire year? Spooky!”

Don’t give up hope, dear audience and fellow Jims! because Mun’s back and better than ever!

The Jim twins and Jim family are back too if you wish to interact!!

Though Mun Jim can’t promise an answer right away, he’ll be sure to answer as soon as possible! (Sadly school is back in it’s swing, but I swear i’ll answer as soon as i can!)

( Thank you so much everyone for being so patient with me, though i’m sure you’ve moved on to bigger and better things, I hope you’re doing okay!!

And if things do seem a bit black and gray, just remember you’re doing the best you can. Sometimes you’ll trip over and scrape your knees, but you just gotta get back up and win the race! I believe in you! -Mun Jim )

[astralcrash]

tonight on jim news

a community loses their minds and memes the shit out of a man’s plan to commit grand larceny, more at 8

[obsidiancreates]

“There’s fire everywhere Jim, and as you can see there is a lot of screaming! It sounds like they’re all in pain but they insist it’s excitment! Markiplier himself is standing on top of a van and watching! He’s laughing! It’s a crazy scene to be on Jim!”

“Thank you Jim. Bless your brave soul.”

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[nykolliboo]

It’s an adventure unlike any other Jim.

@markiplier

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

Oh my jim

[the-jim-twins]

HEY

if you see this post go hug someone you love I dare you I double dare you if you don’t do it you owe me a Uh. You owe me Uh!!! You owe me ok!!

Can be friends, family, your crush, your heckin pet bird idc!! Go hug someone or something. If you love yourself you hug you!! If you love wifi go hug the router or hug a damn sandwich! Go!! Hug something or someone!! Maybe give the entity in the mirror or the thing under your bed or in the closet some love!! Go! Hug!

[the-jim-twins]

Random Question Anon here to ask you a random question! What's your opinion on clowns?

‘We’ve had a few incidents with clowns, actually.’ CJ signs, giving a worried smile.

“They’re pretty fun! Definitely wouldn’t judge them by first impression..” The reporter scratches the back of his head. “Some tried to borrow the van..” He mumbles.

[the-jim-twins]

“Aggressive reminder: I LOVE EACH OF YOU YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND I WILL GLADLY LIVE OR DIE AS YOU NEED!!!”

“AaAaaAaA-“ RJ bounces on his toes. “I LOVE YOU TOO VERY MUCHLY!!”

CJ snickers quietly. ‘Please don’t hurt yourself for us, though we’d do the same for you’ He signs, making a small heart shape with his hands.

[the-jim-twins]

The Jims are each handed a bundle of violets and roses.

The two put the flowers in a few vases, then cuddle the kitsune.

“Thank you~” RJ says, smiling.

[doydoune]

Anim teacher: “I get the Gravity Falls reference, but who’s the other character ?”

Me: *where do I start*

(This took so many frames oh my god traditional anim is so hard but it was worth it)

[sleepeys]

hot damn!

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins the ending makes me feel like Anti was trained by the Jims

[the-jim-twins]

Holy hell that’s amazing.

Also I agree. Love the audio and the animation so much??

[sack-the-kitsune]

The Jims, somewhere in the background: STAY LOW STABBY JIM

[the-jim-twins]

PERFECT

[darkiplierblog]

Guess who’s in Prison~ 🍭

[sack-the-kitsune]

Don’t give him a yoshi he’ll get ideas!

@the-jim-twins

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Darkiplier: Wilford and I–

The Jims: are getting married?

Darkiplier: what? no–

The Jims, pulling out a binder: sit down. we have planned out the entire thing.

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

True.

[mangodrgnfruit]

I can’t believe I just spent 20 minutes making this. Don’t hate me mark 💀

(edit: pls give credit if you post it anywhere it’s greatly appreciated Thxs 💕)

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

*’this is halloween’ but it’s a town full of Jims*

[doydoune]

Anim teacher: “I get the Gravity Falls reference, but who’s the other character ?”

Me: *where do I start*

(This took so many frames oh my god traditional anim is so hard but it was worth it)

[sleepeys]

hot damn!

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins the ending makes me feel like Anti was trained by the Jims

[the-jim-twins]

Holy hell that’s amazing.

Also I agree. Love the audio and the animation so much??

[space-croww-blog]

I’M SORRY THIS IS REALLY BAD BUT I JUST THOUGHT OF DARK CRAB CRAWLING AND I HAD TO DRAW IT 

@ego-protection-squad hopefully this’ll give you a good laugh

[kazoosarentsatanic]

IT DID IM LAUGHING SO MUCH OH HF

[cutewarmachine]

@sinningwithdark

[starryskies-stormysouls-deactiv]

@daddydarky101 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daddydarky101-blog]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lavender-fables]

@psycoticmessup123 Ya have to see this 😂😂😂😂

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

Original idea: x

gotta boost this up since it wont make sense as a new post

@ask-googleirlrp @markired @ego-protection-squad @jacksepticfly @mintbees @warfstxche @markiplitessepticeyes

[cutewarmachine]

*FUCKING DIES*

[royal-king-q]

holy shit it got better

[octysonlyfnz]

*Crying of laughter*

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

CJSKJDJS-

[thatonebubblebitch]

Lord pls someone rp with me

[markiplier]

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

[thatonebubblebitch]

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

[markiplier]

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

[thatonebubblebitch]

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

[markiplier]

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

[thatonebubblebitch]

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

[markiplier]

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

[thatonebubblebitch]

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

[markiplier]

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

[kasper-the-ghost]

IT’S BACK YALL!!

[ph0neybandag3s]

Mark are You OK???

[the-greatest-warfstache]

This is why we’re all terrified of mark replying to us

[rainy-dayy179]

jsjs i used to be friends with who this happened to and lemme tell you they were truly mortified

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

*loud wheezing ensues*

[baby-what-the-heckity]

I’ve never seen this before and its fantastic

[the-jim-twins]

It really is

[the-jim-twins]

We’ve hit 100 followers!

!!!! Ily frens !!!! Big preesh

Have a lovely day frens.

Look out for demons.

[thatonebubblebitch]

Lord pls someone rp with me

[markiplier]

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

[thatonebubblebitch]

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

[markiplier]

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

[thatonebubblebitch]

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

[markiplier]

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

[thatonebubblebitch]

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

[markiplier]

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

[thatonebubblebitch]

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

[markiplier]

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”

[kasper-the-ghost]

IT’S BACK YALL!!

[ph0neybandag3s]

Mark are You OK???

[the-greatest-warfstache]

This is why we’re all terrified of mark replying to us

[rainy-dayy179]

jsjs i used to be friends with who this happened to and lemme tell you they were truly mortified

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

*loud wheezing ensues*

[akaashikelji]

Visit Original Link

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[mediocre-janus]

@worst-virgil

[sack-the-kitsune]

@the-jim-twins

[the-jim-twins]

CNBCKSJD

[sack-the-kitsune]

Glad you liked it, Jim and Jim and Jim and Jim

[the-jim-twins]

We appreciate it very muchly