The Lassiter Dossier

Grownasssimmer

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The things Simmers have to deal with...

"Married for the money. Widowed by the pool ladder."

"Started a legacy. Ended with cult vibes and 30 Sims in a basement."

"Went on a date. Got abducted. 10/10, would prob do it again."

That's what The Watcher's Journal is for.

Finally, a place to track all the baby daddies, exes, and ghost lovers haunting your save file.

Because spreadsheets weren’t built for this kind of drama.

This 30-page, zine-style printable Watcher’s Journal is for Simmers who’ve lost control—but want receipts.

Works in GoodNotes. Prints like a dream. Built for chaos.

Includes: • Sim Profile Sheets • Relationship & Romance Trackers • Family Tree Templates (Standard and Blended) • Watcher Notes + Story Planner • Chaos Logs (Yes, including a “Who’s Your Baby Daddy?” tracker. You’re welcome.) • Blank, Lined & Graph Pages

🖨️ Ink-friendly Black & White 📝 Fillable Version Coming Soon 🎨 Sticker Sheets Drop Next

Available on Patreon and Ko-fi!

[grownasssimmer]

The Starter Watcher’s Journal is live!

30 pages of printable, journal-style chaos logs for Sims players who need to track love, drama, family trees, and unholy WooHoos.

✨ Use it in GoodNotes

📎 Print-friendly & hole-punch ready

🖊️ Fill it out by hand (fillable PDF coming later)

🎨 STICKERS dropping soon

🔮 Upcoming packs: Occults, 100 Baby Challenge, Legacy Logs, Collector Sheets, Forever Save Tracker & more.

Available now on my Patreon and Ko-fi!

[grownasssimmer]

The Watcher’s Journal - This journal is intentionally chaotic—because so is your gameplay.

A journalized Sims zine experience that’s both funny and useful, but also leaves space for personal weirdness, storytelling, and messy saves. 30 print-friendly pages. It’s part journal, part record keeper, part scrapbook, part zine, all rolled into one. Make it your own. There’s plenty of space for screenshots, stickers, family trees, and tracking those baby daddies (you’re welcome!)

There’s more to come:

Sticker Sheets

The Occult Tracker Pac

100 Baby Challenge Logbook

Legacy Family Tracker

The Forever Save Survival Kit

The Collector’s Tracker (bugs, frogs, fossils & unfinished obsessions)

The Watcher’s Codex - A handheld chaos engine to spice up dull gameplay!

And more surprises are coming soon…

You’re not in control. But now you have a clipboard.

Available tomorrow! July 25 on Patreon and Ko-fi

[grownasssimmer-extra]

Same man, different medium. Built as a Sim, now drawn by me.

Both of us unraveling in real time.

The Lassiter Dossier - the next step in the journey.

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COMING SOON!!! ✨ Too Glam to Give a Damn – A Sims 4 Pose Pack ✨

Nepo-baby energy, confidence for days, and zero apologies—this pose pack is all about effortless glam. 💅 Whether your Sim is striking a pose for the paparazzi, lounging in luxury, or simply existing like the main character they are, Too Glam to Give a Damn brings the attitude.

💖 Perfect for: ✔ Fashion-forward storytelling ✔ Elite, high-maintenance Sims ✔ Photoshoots, editorials & socialite moments

📅 Release Date: March 19 🔗 Follow & save for updates! Visit my Patreon page for other pose packs and downloads!

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Welcome to the next chapter. 🔥💥

The world is on fire—politically, socially, literally—and no one knows that better than Calvin Lassiter. He’s back, but this time, the game has changed. New enemies, new allies, and new dangers lurk in the shadows of a world unraveling at the seams.

Vanessa Carver is a force to be reckoned with, and she has no time for Lassiter’s charm—or his growing need for something real. But when the mission gets personal, lines blur, and loyalty is just another battlefield.

And then there’s Marcel Crowe, a man with a vision. A future he’s determined to shape, no matter the cost.

Old faces return (yes, Chill Gordon is still talking smack), new threats emerge, and the rules? They don’t exist anymore.

Same wit. Same chaos. Higher stakes.

Are you ready?

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Mission Simpossible Story Synopsis

This is a short, spoiler free synopsis of the rebooted version of Mission Simpossible. The world is new, there are some new characters, and some returning characters. In this new version, Calvin Lassiter is a big younger, and still has a sense of optimism, as opposed to his jaded, sarcastic, alcoholic self from the first version. BUT he's still Lassiter and has his nack for getting under people's skin and finding himself in bizarre situations! 😅

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The cast of the new MISSION SIMPOSSIBLE reboot!

Episode 1 “One More Night” posted today on Instagram! Check it out. 😊

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it… 🔥

The countdown is on. Are you ready? #EverybodyLovesLassiter

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Mission Simpossible

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Calvin Lassiter -Rogue Secret Agent.

And Kayla Flemming - With a new story.