Bitches Into Mega Breast Opportunities

Stupid Little Sluts Inc.

[optimisticgrandma]

who else up finding beauty in the mundane?

[bimbonia]

aliens will look back on bimbonia and say to themselves you know what? they had tea.

[thecelestialmother]

we all deserve the moon and the moon knows this and agrees

[djnusagi]

can’t believe there’s straight guys walking around who think sex begins and ends at penetration and oral. they will never know the boundless eroticism of simple touch, they don’t even know about frotting, they will never know what it’s like to be spooning fully clothed with another woman and then she asks you to explain serial experiments lain and by the time you start explaining the knights she’s dry humping you harder than you’ve ever been fucked and she put you in a headlock and she just grows more and more in intensity like she’s become fully fucking feral and before you can even mention the psx game you’ve came twice in your one size too big black women’s high waisted skinny jeans from Walmart

[balert]

ma'am this is a wendys

[djnusagi]

this is the gay transgendered fuck site and I am using it to talk about gay transgendered fucking

[bimbonia]

Just Saw This... She Strikes From The Grave Years Later I See.

[coolxatu]

goodbye tumblr

[catkola]

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

[roseskiies]

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

Must the word “bitch” be used? Can we say “Dumb woman” or “Dumb Lady” or Dumb Girl” or Dumb Female” pride flag instead of using a derogatory word that men use to equate us to dogs to be dominated, controlled and fucked?

[roseskiies]

Sorry I’m at Saw Con I can’t change it now

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

Ok. Saw Con?

[roseskiies]

saw con my dick and balls

[thestanconfessions]

[bimbonia]

In Memorium

“Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don’t have that many good years left in me.” - Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (1972-2017)

[bimbonia]

she got GOOPED hunnies

[ataelantes]

Feu de camp, photographed by Michal Pudelka, Numéro June 2015.

[hynpos]

when you and the girls casually get together to summon Dionysus and gain his favor so you can become Maenads and rip men apart limb from limb

[1tenderbeing]

[lnthefade]

[rosewater1997]

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

[welcome-to-alice-in-hell]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

initiate cherry cherry boom boom

[stellarsaga-deactivated20130506]

[pokeyscrypt]

I have all of this instead of a butthole