an average nobody

if the goddesses ask where i am im not here

[the-leg]

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[twilight-vivi]

Legend:

[the-leg]

pretty soon you’ll be wearing pants again. how do you feel about that

that sounds like a threat

[the-leg]

how many ten year old versions of you do u think you could take in a fight before they got to you?

none. if that thing looked at me with those big bug eyes id probably lose my nerve and take it to mcdinraals or something

[warnutreal]

Help me pick out a Halloween costume! I can't decide..

Legend Linked Universe

Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa 2

John Splatoon

Literally just a clown

Zombie Warnut

Other (Suggestions in comments/tags!)

Voting ended onOct 13, 2023

Thanks in advance!

Also, I will be giving out Warnut Candy again to all (or.. however many I can manage) of my followers + friends again this year! Happy holidays!

[warnutreal]

Oh, hurrah! The people have spoken. This year, I shall be a clown! Thank you to everyone who voted!

Although, I could just dress up as Legend anyways. He kind of looks like one

[warnutreal]

@the-leg

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[ultimatedirk]

modern au but its just legend making songs about his terrible luck with love

[zolanort]

Hyrule is a fine cook, you guys are just mean.

I will start by pointing out that Wild says the ham water is really tasty. Who is going to be a better judge of the ham water? The one who has eaten nothing but pastries and croissants his whole life?

The lord of pumpkin spice? The army guy who probably lived off of MRE equivalents? The rancher who chugs literal grubs?

Or the one person who is so good with food that he is universally recognized as the cook?

Kudos to you if you chose the grub chugger, nothing wrong with eating bugs, but the correct answer was Wild; Wild is the best choice for judge. Partially because he has 1000x more experience with food than the others (statistics taken from my own save files), but mostly because no one else in the group has any significant experience with cooking their own food. Twi did his best helping with that stinky fish for Yeto's soup but it doesn't count.

As the croissant eater points out, the meat looks old.

For it to be old but not have started rotting, it would have to be cured meat (we’ll say ham because what better way to spite Ganon than by eating pig for lunch). Hyrule has probably even upgraded since his first adventure and it’s not just your basic salted ham food (which already costs about the same as a magic shield in game), it’s probably the Hyrulian equivalent of Jamón Ibérico de Bellota from his buddy pal Zelda(s) at the castle. I know I’d give someone a fancy ham for saving my kingdom twice. Hyrule is basically a gourmet at this point. You need quality nutrients to grow healthy hair, as our traveler pointed out, and who has the bestest most fluffiest hair? Hyrule does. Look at the fluffy:

It is absolutely possible to make tasty soup from the most basic 100 rupee cured ham. That’s a real thing that real people do in real life. You can even do it with 50 rupee ham in a can if you’re desperate (I say 50 rupee instead of 25 because of inflation). Hyrule put the bone in too so not only is there the salty flavor from the cured meat, he very well could have been making a nice bone broth for his injured colleague (he could have put other ingredients in off screen too but that’s beside the point). Ever heard of ham bone broth or other broth based soups? Ham and lentils soup? Probably not if you are a croissant eater who never had to cook ham water for yourself on the road. Croissants aren’t even that good unless they have chocolate in the middle, and that’s just because of the chocolate. If you’re going through the effort of laminating all that dough you should just go all the way and make something actually good like pastéis de nata.

Anyway, Hyrule is implied to be a terrible cook and I love that for him. Mostly I just wanted to take this chance to complain about croissants.

[darklinknotdink]

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[unknown-chaotic-melody]

That is a hole.

[darklinknotdink]

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[the-leg]

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lah dee dah dee dah

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OW GOD WHY

[the-leg]

you kind of look like you would be lactose intolerant

what did i ever to do you

[the-leg]

do u participate in fashion shows

bbg every show turns into a fashion show when im in it 😘

[weyesbloodliker]

ok slay legend

[the-leg]

okay 👍

[the-leg]

do u participate in fashion shows

bbg every show turns into a fashion show when im in it 😘

[wilds-ponytail]

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[the-leg]

who up

[warriorsthewinner]

i just came outta a 6-month slumber whaddya want

[the-leg]

nothing dear go back to sleep 😊💕

[warriorsthewinner]

too bad i'm awake now meet out outside the war-mart parking lot we gon fight

[the-leg]

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[the-leg]

who up

[warriorsthewinner]

i just came outta a 6-month slumber whaddya want

[the-leg]

nothing dear go back to sleep 😊💕

[the-leg]

who up

[the-leg]

go to bed

[the-leg]

who up