the hottest Link

the hero of Hyrule, call me Warriors, or Captain's fine, too. Asks are open, just don't simp too hard for me ⚔

[the-leg]

who up

[warriorsthewinner]

i just came outta a 6-month slumber whaddya want

[the-leg]

nothing dear go back to sleep 😊💕

[warriorsthewinner]

too bad i'm awake now meet out outside the war-mart parking lot we gon fight

[the-leg]

who up

[warriorsthewinner]

i just came outta a 6-month slumber whaddya want

[warriorsthewinner]

I want candy. Do you have any candy?

yeah, probably. Pocket candy, if you're okay with that

[warriorsthewinner]

youre hot but not hotter than time

i'm going to assume you're into dilfs. but thanks

[warriorsthewinner]

d-dad? 👉👈

DO I LOOK LIKE A DAD?!

[warriorsthewinner]

that smoothie is a crime against everything good

but also

I have to ask

who gets tortured next

LEGEND. OR SKY (if legends already been tortured)

[sparklechamp90-deactivated20230]

So

I haven’t been feeling the greatest recently. BUT! After taking it out on Timmy, and blending him into my food crimes with this delicious Dairy Smoothie, I am feeling much better.

@bllaaaaarrgh

@thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet

Should I drink it?

[warriorsthewinner]

TIME IS DEAD OH HYLIA

[warriorsthewinner]

I think Cake is out to get the world

Whens Time getting his cake torture huh?

[warriorsthewinner]

https://at.tumblr.com/sparklechamp90/silvercaptain24-warriors-protection-squad-washed/5atxxcjzmixu

Oh God. OH GOD. I'VE BEEN WASHED

[do-it-four-swords]

Cake got you too, didn’t she

My condolences

[warriorsthewinner]

SHE DID WHAT TO YOU

[do-it-four-swords]

She cooked me with green peppers and ate me

But I ate her back so now we’re even

[warriorsthewinner]

Damn I got washed you got goddamn eaten? Looks like someone got the better treatment

[warriorsthewinner]

https://at.tumblr.com/sparklechamp90/silvercaptain24-warriors-protection-squad-washed/5atxxcjzmixu

Oh God. OH GOD. I'VE BEEN WASHED

[do-it-four-swords]

Cake got you too, didn’t she

My condolences

[warriorsthewinner]

SHE DID WHAT TO YOU

[warriorsthewinner]

https://at.tumblr.com/sparklechamp90/silvercaptain24-warriors-protection-squad-washed/5atxxcjzmixu

Oh God. OH GOD. I'VE BEEN WASHED

[the-one-and-only-wild]

congrats @warriorsthewinner you won the tournament

[warriorsthewinner]

thank you, Wild, but, it was obvious from the start who the winner would be

[warriorsthewinner]

Wind won the Babyman Tournament, in case you were wondering

alright understandable because it sure as hell wouldn't be four

[warriorsthewinner]

Homie did you miss the LU Tumblr Sexyman Tournament?

HOMIE I JUST CHECKED IT OUT

I'M SO PROUD OF ME

[warriorsthewinner]

*holding up a microphone*

🎤🎤🎤how does it feel to be crowned the lu tumblr sexyman

*grabs microphone*

I was crowned what now?!

[beedlesshopshipshape]

Welcome! :-) You all get 5 complimentary I.D.s turn one in whenever and give a few to your friends. You are all amazing, and as always…

THAAANNNK YOU! :-)

Keep reading

[warriorsthewinner]

if you’re name is beedle why are you not a beetle?

[beedlesshopshipshape]

Well, I was in this band once, but I’m not sure what that has to do with my name

[warriorsthewinner]

so there's a band called beetle?

[beedlesshopshipshape]

Welcome! :-) You all get 5 complimentary I.D.s turn one in whenever and give a few to your friends. You are all amazing, and as always…

THAAANNNK YOU! :-)

Keep reading

[warriorsthewinner]

if you're name is beedle why are you not a beetle?