High School Themed Sentence Meme
“Apparently I was the only one that got the email saying to wear your pajamas to school today.”
“Getting really tired of teachers saying whatever they want to me and when I try and defend myself, they send me to in school suspension.”
“I had to come in early to make up the test I missed last week. I’m pretty sure the school would make a fortune if they had a coffee vending machine.”
“I have a near perfect GPA, but that apparently means nothing if my shorts are too short.”
“I studied for this test all week! How did I only get an 8%?”
“I’m not sure if that was sex ed or Sunday school.”
“If you don’t do your share of the work, I’ll take your name off the project and you can take a zero. You’re not getting the grade for doing nothing.”
“My locker is jammed again. I’m ready to find a lockermate and just be done with it.”
“My parents didn’t believe that the homework said to only do the even numbers on the worksheet and wouldn’t let me eat dinner until I did the entire thing.”
“No one told me there was a two hour delay today so I spent half an hour trying to get into the building before a police officer showed up and broke the news.”
“So I found your phone number on another bathroom stall.”
“The teacher caught me with my phone out and took it away. They gave it back at the end of the day and everything but my background was a picture of their face.”
“The vice principal pronounced my name wrong in the morning announcements again.”
“There’s a locker number and combination in the back of my textbook. Are you up for an adventure?”
“Wait I’m sorry, did you say you have a cat in your locker?”
“We don’t have to be friends but we do have to be lab partners.”
“What do you mean you didn’t do the homework last night? I was going to copy off of you before class!”
“When are they going to understand that no one in this school is interested in eating tuna melts every Tuesday?”
“When my locker neighbor slammed their locker shut, my shirt somehow got closed in it and they didn’t notice so there I was with two options: Take my shirt off or wait for help and I really didn’t feel like getting sent home for dress code today.”
“Yes, I absolutely think it’s a terrible idea for you to try to seduce our chemistry teacher.”
