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Random reblogging of art/writing/gifs, Kingsman (Hartwin),Taron Egerton, Teen wolf (Stiles Stilinski, Sterek) and personal posts. Harry Potter and other big fandoms might appear at times. If any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

[tante-kuka]

Happy V-Day everyone!

[aiwa-sensei]

30 day AU challenge: Bonus round 13

Day 1 - Bonus round 12 - Bonus round 14?

“Um…Happy Valentines Day, Harry”

Flower shop employee Eggsy and Chocolate shop/café owner Harry. They are both so busy on Valentines Day, poor idiots haha. 

[sterekgifs]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[maryfaceless]

[cosmospoons]

these get progressively worse and im not even sorry

[peggyshrooms]

Kingaman: Velvet Butterfly Been dying to try and make an enamel pin and I can finally say that I’m quite proud of the new design. Kudos to the manufacturer who understand what I need! <3 <3  Feel free to fill up this form if you’d like to make an order :D

[littlechinesedoll]

Arthur!Harry and Guinevere!Eggsy

[the-little-random-me]

Eggsy the character thing! (But I’m also curious what you’d say for all the main characters of kingsman)

Ooooooh this is a good ask, @adorkablebarry, very good indeed. And since you are oh so very curious then I’m going to give you answers for some of the other characters as well. ;) 

Eggsy Unwin

Common: I don’t know much of dog breeds really, and I’m way too kindhearted at times. I’ve gotten hurt couple of times because of my softness and I never learn from it. I also swear way too much overall, especially at inappropriate times.

Not in common: He’s way better looking than me, that’s for sure. We’re both hot headed yes, but I’m better at controlling my temper. And he’s very fit and good at parkour.

Harry Hart:

Common: We both share the same interest for butterflies (and a certain Egg). I also try to be as gentlethemly as possible in every way, like opening doors for people and helping out those in need. My pride leads me to difficult situations at times, especially when I feel like showing off/bragging when I shouldn’t.

Not in common: I don’t own a tailored suit (yet) and I try my best not to leave people hurt or with unanswered questions when going through trouble/fight. Yes I’m judging you Harry. I’d also never, ever, have my pet stuffed. NEVER! 

Merlin:

Common: I’d say we have some similar, dark humor. Sarcasm is a huge friend of mine. I love coffee and I spend way too much time on the computer.

Not in common: Well, I’m not bald for one. He’s a total genius with a mind that WAY surpasses mine and I do not like KFC that much. 

Roxy:

Common: I try to be nice to others when meeting them for the first time, and I try not to judge people beforehand, no matter their social status and background. I too am afraid of heights. I do know when to separate fun from serious matters.

Not in common: She’s such a badass and tackles her fears brilliantly. She could shoot the dog, a thing I wouldn’t have done. She’s not the smoothest in normal conversations, because of her upbringing propbably.

Tilde:

Common: Vi kan båda prata svenska, which is awesome! I do not give into peer pressure that easily, and if I do believe in something I stand my ground. I try to be as honest as I can, I don’t like it when people lie just for the sake of lying. 

Not in common: She’s way more selfish than I am, even though I feel too selfish at times. She’s also a popular icon that people look up to. She knows how to charm people.

Character meme

[foulserpent]

my generation of people who were children throughout the harry potter series as it was being published grew up into roughly 4 categories:

category A: 20+ year old who now hates the series

category B: 20+ year old who lost interest and now realizes the series isnt as great as they thought, but still has a lot of nostalgia for it

category C: 20+ year old with a lot of nostalgia and still loves it and produces content, but is fairly chill

category D: 20+ year old whos fucking ride or die for it, probably an asshole, makes very bad 2012-esque posts constantly and thinks hogwarts houses are serious business, no life outside of harry potter, snape apologist

[septemberlight13]

Gentlemen spies, yes please ❤

[feelmyskin]

Harry: When I was shot… Can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing. I had no ties. No bittersweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Never experienced companionship… Never been in love… And in that moment… All I felt was loneliness… And regret…

Merlin, from the next room:

[kfawkes]

[the-little-random-me]

5 things meme

I was tagged by @potentiality-26 thank you!

5 things you’ll find in my bag

My phone

My wallet

Lipstick(s)

Receipts I always insist on getting but never do anything with...

All kinds of random stuff I put in there and forget about

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom

Books

Body sized mirror

Funko pop figurines from Kingsman

A closet with a glass front full of my fandom collection (Kingsman, Harry Potter, Ghibli and other fandoms).

My computer

5 things that make me happy

My cat

Mint and chocolate ice cream

Theater practice, and just theater experience overall. 

Going to see a play

My friends

5 things I’m currently into

The play I’m part of, which will be premiered the 23rd of this month... oh boy...

Waiting to be able to buy “Kingsman: The golden circle” 

I’m always into Taron Egerton, of course. 

And Kingsman overall

I’ve been reading Kalle Anka a lot lately, for Swedish practice.

5 things in my to-do list

Get some unwanted fat of my body. I’m managed to reach a weight I’m comfortable with, but there are some areas where the fat tends to stay forever... 

Get out of my comfort zone in the play.

Finish the gun holsters and Eggsy’s yellow striped sweater before the next con this summer.

Make my bed so I can sleep there tonight.

Try be more healthier when picking what to eat. Be aware of what I’m eating. 

5 people I want to see do this

@adorkablebarry

@doctorsfriend

@mauzymorn

@heartharthard

@littlehermitscave

[h8rryh8rt-deactivated20190127]

Someone noted on Twitter that after Eggsy used flash to briefly blind Whisky, Harry used lasso wrapped around his neck to knock the gun, which was pointed at Eggsy, out of Whisky’s hand BEFORE escaping from the lasso himself. Our selfless peacock really is that perfect, isn’t he 😍😍

[a-gent-galahad]

Yes, you’re right. He really is.

[shrack]

leaked from kingsman 3

[eggmuffinwrites]

I know you're always opem to prompts but i want to check again bcs it seems rude to send you a prompt without checking. So if it's fine with you, can you write something about Hartwin taking care of JB who is currently rocking his cone of shame? Or maybe dog-shaming him for something? :)) thankyou

I am always open to prompts, but it may take me a while to get around to them. I’m sorry, I am slow. Thank you for the a+ prompt and I hope you like my take on it!

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Harry’s gottwo fingers in Eggsy’s arse and his cock in his mouth when Eggsy suddenly stopshim.

“Harry – shit, wait a minute.”

Harry reluctantlyremoves himself from between Eggsy’s thighs.

“Do youhear that?” Eggsy asks, frowning.

Togetherthey pause and listen. The house is quiet, save for their own heightenedbreathing – and a pitiful whimpering sound coming from downstairs.

“Shite,”Eggsy mumbles as he gets up and goes to investigate without putting on a stitchof clothing. Harry follows him downstairs, also naked, cursing JB under hisbreath. He loves the little beast as much as Eggsy does, but the dog really hasthe worst timing.

They find JBin the living room; lying miserably in front of the sofa, because he’s managedto get his pet cone stuck under the edge. He’s making the saddest, most pitifulnoises Harry has ever heard – and he was there for most of Mr. Pickles’prolonged illness. Harry would never say it out loud, because Eggsy is a proudpapa when it comes to JB, but the pug is the single most accident-prone animalHarry has ever met. He has no idea how Eggsy managed to get him through thetraining without any major injuries.

Thanks tothe rampant overbreeding, pugs are already prone to health troubles, but JBtakes it to a whole new level. Harry has lost count of how many times JB hasmanaged to sprain a paw or get into a fight with the truly terrifying stray catthat likes to tease JB until he cracks and goes for an attack. That’s why he’swearing the cone of shame right now – he had gotten thoroughly trounced in afight and ended up with numerous deep scratches that needed time to heal. (Harryhas half a mind to catch the cat and take him to Kingsman to see if they cantrain it to fight for them.)

Point is,JB is needier than a toddler and about three times as likely to get himselfkilled.

Eggsy freesJB from under the sofa and cradles him in his arms, cooing to him softly. Itlooks a bit ridiculous, because he’s naked and sporting a dark purple mark onhis hip where Harry had gotten a bit carried away. Nevertheless, it’s a sweetpicture and Harry can’t help but to go over and give JB a scratch behind theear.

“I supposewe have to soothe the baby now?” he asks. He doesn’t mind, per se, but if he’shonest, he’d much rather continue taking Eggsy apart on their bed.

Eggsy sendshim an exasperated look. “He’s not a baby. You’re not a baby, JB. You’re afearsome hound of hell, ain’t you? Ain’t that right? Yes. Yes, you are!”

It’s Harry’sturn to look exasperated. “Shall I put the kettle on while you calm the mightybeast?”

“Don’tworry, love, we’ll get back to your beast soon,” Eggsy replies with a meaningfullook at Harry’s crotch.

“Ridiculous,”Harry says fondly, drops a kiss on JB’s head, and goes to put the kettle on.

[soothsaying]

CHARACTER ASK MEME

send me a character name and i’ll tell you three things i have in common with them and three things i don’t

[avelinedulac-deactivated2016080]

people who go really hard over like hating villains and hating their fanbases and being so disappointed in anyone who so much as shows the slightest appreciation for anything even slightly morally impure are like the obnoxious vegans of fandom

[mousethemovie]

#i only consume free range heroic narratives w no grimdark additives in sight