Funky Fresh

This is the magic purple ketchup you thought you left in the nineties. Discourse: red ketchup doesn't taste as good

[foetp]

Wicked Text Posts (3/?)

[evan-loves-trees]

[jeena-says-hi]

These are so fun to make

[jeena-says-hi]

Wicked as Tumblr text posts

[demilypyro]

It's funny how I actually seem to be a bit worse at Hades 2 than I was at Hades 1, just because Melinoë plays pretty differently from how Zagreus felt.

Zagreus was built to be a berserker: he goes in and he stays in and he hits you until you're dead. He had enough health and speed to generally keep himself alive while you lay down the hurt. He's a perfect fit for my dumb-as-rocks approaches to problem-solving. At high-level play you just never stop attacking.

Melinoë, by contrast, has to be more careful. She starts out with less health, her movesets have more projectiles, her dash takes longer to recharge, and she often has to stay still for a second so she can charge up her best moves. All of this, combined with the way one of her *basic moves* is putting down an aoe that slows enemies, is clearly intended to promote a more cautious and cunning playstyle. She has to think a few steps ahead. She's casting spells and laying traps. She's clever and evasive and tactical.

Zagreus was a warrior. Melinoë is a witch.

It's smart game design. This is characterization through mechanics. The two player avatars favor entirely different mindsets, and that tells you about how they think, and how they prefer to act. And which you prefer also tells you about your proclivities as a player.

I'll get good at Melinoë eventually. When I manage to stop berserking.

[rslashrats]

“this artist is promoting OBESITY” damn i kinda don’t care

[rslashrats]

if someone is inspired to become fat because of a drawing, that is literally their own prerogative. why does it affect you personally how other people look

[rslashrats]

nobody can make art anymore because of the non zero chance that a piece of artwork could inspire them to make a decision about their personal life or their body that you don’t like that much

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[jackapediablog]

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon

[lhazaar]

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[dragonanon]

Hades with Melinoë: “Oh my beautiful daughter, I never thought I would see you again!…I implore you to get out of here at once, but if you really insist on this fool’s errand, please at least take this boon and be safe.”

Hades with Zagreus: “How many times do I have to beat the shit out of your stupid ass before you FINALLY get it through your thickass skull that you CANNOT leave Tartarus?! Stars above, what did I ever do to deserve being cursed with having the biggest dumbfuck in existence for a son?!”

[lilyblisslys]

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

[moss-on-a-pebble]

The illusion of choice

[czech-hunter-reject]

[motok-wolf]

simpl animol

[animals-with-fan-art]

Added to the collection by @candydoppelbox

[aerisvales]

[zagdusa-rights]

[zuzartii]

step 1. buy hades 2

step 2. 10 wips of melnem fanarts started

[buzzcutssn]

[bred-by-insanity]

[onion-souls]

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

[king-moogle]

I looked for the original tweet and found more

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[grad-school-fool]

My grandma had one of her breasts removed after a bout of breast cancer (she recovered fine) and never got reconstruction so every morning she had to stick this beanbag fake boob in her bra so her chest would be even since her other breast was pretty big. One day my family drove by her house to pick her up and she got in the car like “I can’t shake the feeling I’m forgetting something” and halfway to church she suddenly shouted “MY BOOB” and made my dad turn around so she could go get it