mr.penguin

a penguin. A midnight penguin

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky eats shit (colourised)

[aroace-ryland-grace]

DIVA DOWN

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[hgedits]

April 6th, 2026 - Christina Koch, Victor Glover, Jeremy Hansen, and Reid Wiseman become the first human beings to travel farther than 248,655 miles from Earth, breaking the record previously held by the Apollo 13 crew.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mxtheyes]

[monkeysky]

Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

[akumeoy]

what the fuck

[teddybear-boy]

Legit, I was reading through these comics like “ are the peas supposed to represent the issues in our country?”, then you fuckin tell me “nah bro Obama just served a lot of peas at dinner.”. You have to be joking.

[peachyblkdemonslayer]

"Born of the Broken" by Michael Aguw

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[norhuu]

A Crocodile Siren calls a guileless stranger to the murk.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[the-big-mood]

Costco has released a private-label whiskey inspired by the chain’s famous $1.50 hot dog and soda food court combo.

“I Got That Dog in Me,” produced by Rare Character Whiskey, a company that creates tailor‑made whiskey blends for corporate customers, is priced at nearly $90 a bottle, but die-hard fans are lining up for a taste of novelty.

The bottle is a limited release for Costco members [x]

Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo

Your favorite $1.50 Kirkland Signature Costco Hot Dog, now on a T-Shirt! Comfort meets quality in this classic tee! Made from soft, pre-shru

[favouritefi]

Finally bought some good china

[heycallmered]

imagine you get invited to a nice dinner party and when you sit down at the table, this is your plate and everybody else's is blank, and they all act like this is completely ordinary.

[ratajota]

a simple figure commissioned by a local band

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)