I STOPPED WRITING ALL TOGETHER DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS please don't ask
Ty y'all for all the love you've shown to my posts, I had fun and I hope I inspired some people to go spread that creativity and have fun as well while doing so <3 it's unlikely I'll return to this account but maybe one day... I might appear on AO3, but it won't be TD related, sorry everyone and love you all <3
OK, before I completely go away from this account, I had it all written out, won't ever finish it but to the one person who requested this - here you go you nasty creature. No beta read. Um yeah
BEWARE: NSFW ALPHABET (MIKE)
【 🔞 NSFW Alphabet - Mike】
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☢︎ Total Drama (Mike)
Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's gonna make sure you're okay after everything. Lots of cuddles afterwards, this boy thrives on affection. If it's your first time he's probably gonna be way more shy about it though.
If you made a mess, he's gonna bring you a towel or some napkins, not wanting you to get out of bed, he's gonna bring them to you .
"Oh, no, you don't have to get up, please, I got it"
He would also melt if you reassured him with some kisses and 'I love you's after the act, so he wouldn't have to feel so dirty about doing such an intimate thing with you.
Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body part of yours would probably be the arms, hands.
Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Mike's a bit of a coy boy when it comes to it. He's not truly disgusted by his own body function, but will be anxious about your opinion on it. Because, what if you think he's disgusting?
He will immediately apologize the first time he happens to get his cum on you. Of course he gets more comfortable with time, as you reassure him that it is indeed fine for him - it is what you want, after all.
If you're more daring and kinky than he is (which let's face it, ain't hard) and swallow or, god forbid, lick your messy hand, he will literally die from overheating.
As for his opinion on your fluids - he's not really disgusted. He loves all of you, even when you're a bit- sticky.
Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His most "dirty secret" is that he's actually sexually repressed. Yeah, no surprise here.
I assume Mike didn't really have appropriate circumstances to learn all about sexual activities in a safe space, so he had to just- wing it by himself. Which made him quite embarrassed about his own needs and desires.
He will usually let you control the situation, focusing on your pleasure before his, and generally will be a soft vanilla.
Even though the boy seems very PG-13, he's still a hormonal man who has his fantasies. He's very shy about even letting you know about them at first, but with time and lots of reassurance from you, he finally let's you know about his "dark side".
Although he's not as vulgar and doesn't swear on regular, he might let himself go if he's really in the zone and feeling safe around you.
You remember the first time he murmured, with a hint of desperation in his voice
"...fuck- please... c-continue-"
and then immediately stopped whatever he was doing to check if you're not off-put by his comment, with anxiety in his eyes - which you thought was adorable. Because, why would you be? Mike's opening up to you!
Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's not as innocent as one might think, and he probably seen some movies that wouldn't be classified as safe for work. Of course he doesn't mention that often, as he's rather bashful about those things.
He also likely researched some videos that weren't strictly porn and went on those sites that describe how to pleasure your partner, as he'd rather be prepared for anything that the future might bring, even if he'd die out of embarrassment if someone found out.
As for his body count, it's either 1 or a total zero. This boy has no idea what he's doing in practice, but he's determined to make you feel good!
Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Any of those where he can see your face.
He'd like to see you enjoying yourself, that's his main focus.
Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Although Mike's initial anxiety makes him think of the act as very important, he's not as serious when he's actually relaxed around you.
I mean, he's still trying his damn best to make you both feel good, but he's also lighthearted enough to stop and quickly discuss something during the fun times. Like, stopping whatever you're doing to ask something real quick or turning "sexy talk" into a silly remark if it's appropriate to do so.
"...So- should I call you a bunny from now on?" He quietly remarks, a bit flustered by the topic at hand, waiting for your reaction with a goofy smile.
"Mike, I didn't take you for a dirty-talker?" You respond to him amused, him pardoning your slightly hoarse tone.
"I- Bunnies are cute!" He chuckles while explaining himself, with red tinting his cheeks.
If he's comfortable and feeling particularly loving in the moment, he also might give you a few smooches on your face leading to your neck, gaining some giggles from you and a warm smile from him.
Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I imagine Mike keeps himself well groomed, for his and your comfort. He doesn't want to be nasty, and usually washes before doing anything with you.
He's not totally shaved up, but he likes to neatly trim himself as a form of keeping good hygiene.
Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Even though you're his partner, he'd be ashamed of thinking of you in that way.
He doesn't wanna treat you like a sexual object, even when it's appropriate and in his own head.
This man tries to be so nice he actually forgets why one jacks off in the first place.
He doesn't have any kinky fantasies about you though, it's mostly just fluff and some passionate and sweet love-making.
But god forbid you learn about that - you could think he's a creep!
It's a bit of a guilty pleasure for him, and once you poke the info outta him, he goes completely red admitting to it.
He feels better once you tell him you think it's very lovely of him to be so considerate and sweet, but he can- let go a bit, yk??
If you jerk him off he will literally melt.
Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Mike surely has a praise kink. Tell him how well he does, how he makes you feel and how sweet he is.
He's not used to receiving compliments in real life, so hearing them during sex only makes him more flustered.
He will blush like crazy, but the guilty-pleasure - for him, at least - will get him even more eager, hearing how much you want him.
Location (favorite places to do the do)
At your or his house. Somewhere safe and private. He's not really the one to be risque in the public.
His favorite place is the bed, but he won't mind being more intimate on the couch, if you're in the mood.
He won't mind you being more adventurous, like using the kitchen counter, but he will not look at this place the same way again for several weeks after that.
Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
The words "I want you."
No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Mike's rather vanilla, preferring to stay with what he already knows, (which isn't much to be honest) but he won't mind if you suggest something new.
He might be a bit (very) flustered when it happens, though.
His anxieties will also likely flare up, worrying over doing something wrong and forgetting to actually enjoy the experience.
After you notice it and remind him that you want him to have fun as well, he'll try to stop, but some reassurance kisses wouldn't hurt.
Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Mike doesn't own any toys himself, nor did he probably touched any IRL.
He might be a bit afraid of the bad boys but he's not immature.
He'll be happy to assist you if you want him to use them on you, and maybe even will let you try some on him.
It takes a lot of courage from him though, but it's just a matter of learning a new thing.
Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Mike isn't the one to tease.
He takes you very seriously, unless you're both in a playful mood and knows you won't mind.
It's more so just lighthearted banter.
If you won't specifically request for him to tease you, (no judgement here) he will be always happy to please, rather the opposite of teasing.
If you do ask him for it though, he might have some hiccups here and there, like not knowing what to say or feeling silly, but he will get the hang of it.
"So, uh- You wanna- You want me to go faster? W-well- I haven't heard any 'please'." He says, trying to put on a confident tone.
" ...did I do that right??"
Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Get ready for a lot of mewling and muttering because this boy is vocal.
Just because he's vocal doesn't mean he's not flustered by it, though.
Mike's rather quiet but "talkative".
Like, he won't be loud, but you will be able to hear many of his whimpers and whines as he's loosing himself in the act.
He might mumble your name, trying to communicate, but at the end of the night it'll be indistinguishable from his pants.
+ a lot of stuttering at first
Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He definitely tried some experimenting on himself to discover what he likes, then got so embarrassed about it he stopped.
Like, fingering for example. Being a man surrounded with toxic masculinity in the world took a toll on him as well, although not to a degree where he'd be toxic to other people. He's just ashamed of what he likes, but it stems more from his anxiousness about sexual activities.
Reassure him it's okay!!
X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Average size, probably slightly thinner girth.
He doesn't usually focus on his junk though, I imagine he has more important matters to worry about in his day to day life.
When it does matter however, he would be very self-conscious about you seeing him naked.
He doesn't see himself as totally ugly, but not as a model either.
He's just kinda- there.
He came to a conclusion that his lanky body ain't that attractive though, so he will be slightly bashful about showing himself to you.
After some practice he'll learn to chill out though, only being embarrassed by the massive effect you have on him, not because of his body.
Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's either not thinking about sex at all, or gets insanely horny (well, to a reasonable degree).
Before you two became a couple his sex drive was rather small, as he had other things on his head to do, and it kept him away from feeling any sort of sexual need.
He's also not very open about it, and some could assume he's ace.
He's like the definition of SFW.
But it's just his problems with self image.
After you appear on the scene though, suddenly Mike feels those feelings of need more often.
At first he'd just calm himself down and try to not be weird around you, dealing with it himself once you're gone if needed (with a sprinkle of some guilt after).
But if you're past the initial phase of only you offering sex, he might let himself go a little.
"U-um... Y/N...?" He mutters shyly as his focus jumps from one place to another.
"Yeah?" You casually respond with a calm smile.
"...Would you- Could we- A-are you in the mood currently...?" He finally spits out what he wanted to say, his face and ears fully red.
You blink once. "Oh."
He panics. "W-we don't have to do anything if you don't want to, haha-" He quickly elaborates.
"Oh- No, no, no-" You come closer to him as he shies away, flustered.
"I was hoping you'd finally ask." You show him a smile, with a hint of playful and cheeky smirk.
That managed to turn him all red and mumbly.
You better take the lead though, as he's too busy over explaining himself.
Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Pretty quickly I'd say.
He will curl up and cling to you like an orphan monkey.
He loves to cuddle after sex, and it's just so cozy-
You might be mid-talk when you suddenly feel him feeling heavier on you.
He tries to stay awake, because he doesn't want to be rude, but you're too much of a good pillow for him to resist your charms.
Bonus: Will almost exclusively sleep in clothes, never naked.
I know it's mainly a total drama blog and i still love it a lot but lately my friend asked me to stop writing about it due to private, personal reasons and I have to respect that.
I'll still try writing here but it's more often than not gonna be dbh and inside job, might add some other ones in the future.
I'll come back to writing Td after a month or two I hope, but for now I have to focus on the person I care about the most.
Sorry for everyone who has to wait more for their TD asks-
I just had a dream that on TV there was some mix of Mal and Matthew Patel (from Scott Pilgrim)
I haven't seen anything with him as I plan to watch the whole series with my friend but now I watched some clips with him and wOOH-
the overwhelming urge to make a total drama visual novel where u get to date some of the contestants but having no clue how to write it properly bc all the ideas I have are one-shots
writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*
writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*
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