[ruinedchildhood]

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

[deltasquadformingup]

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mcufam]

#goals

[bardstardish]

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

[bardstardish]

mama loves that you all think she’s very sweet and she got inspired and went back today and got 2 more to show you all!!

she said “tell the ones that liked big boy thank you and that he has 2 friends now thanks to them!”

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

quality post

[twitterlols]

[bubblycider]

Stills from the exceptional “acqua alta” (lit.“high water”), high tide in Venice 30/10/18

[scarlettrose6797-deactivated202]

They all seem so chill about it

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Venecians: Oooooooh Water! You goof!

[icansayraxacoricofallapatorius]

How clean is this city?! How is your flood water not mud?!

[topshotpicks]

[charmory]

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

[theminkayproject]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[darthmelyanna]

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

[takingofforionsbelt-deactivated]

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[bot]

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[akumeoy]

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

[paper-mario-wiki]

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

[mccoppinscrapyard]

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

[ibroketuesday]

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

[hellalambs]

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.