Cursed Spongebob Memes but it's Sonic the Hedgehog: The Unofficial Part 6
Again, credit to @andrewmoocow for the original series.
Coldsteel: Alright guys, together we can beat Metal Overlord!
Gadget: I hate when people add their shitty OCs to games, it’s so weird.
Knuckles: Yeah, you said it, Gadget!
Eggman: GREETINGS, SONIC! YOU MAY NOTICE THAT YOU ARE SLOWLY BEING LOWERED INTO A PIT OF LAVA WITH 19 POUNDS OF C4 STRAPPED TO YOUR-
Starline: This is the fifth time we’ve trapped Sonic this week. Can’t we just shoot him?
(Eggman, Metal, Orbot, Cubot and Sage just stare at him)
Tails: SONIC, I TOLD YOU TO INVITE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS! MY WORKSHOP IS GONNA GET TRASHED!
Sonic: Come on dude, join the party! Even Mario’s here!
Tails: Oh, this is just PERFECT!
Chaos: Did someone say PERFECT?
GERALD ROBOTNIK VS. JEBEDIAH BADGER
Kit: I thought we agreed not to pick Jebediah Badger. He’s not even that good, just get better at the game.
Surge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LOOK AT HIS ENTRANCE ANIMATION!
Jebediah, dual-wielding boomerangs, descending into battle on a makeshift jetpack: ALL BEATDOWNS ARE CREATED EQUAL!
Blaze: Homelessness is rampant in our fair kingdom, so I have taken extra measures to ensure that the rates will be lowered.
Norman: Excuse me sir, do you know the time-
(Gardon sets Norman on fire with a flamethrower)
Stone: Doctor, you have to call off this bet! The Olympics have once again bribed the people of Boscage Maze!
Eggman: As if some fucking hunter-gatherers are gonna ruin my chances. I have 10,000 rings riding on this game, Agent Stone!
(cut to the massively slanted soccer field, at which Eggman gawks while Stone just looks on in an “I told you so” manner)
Sonic: OOOOOOEEEEEUUUURGH, MY INFECTION IS SPREADING, CALL THE RESTORATION!
Big: Am I, 18 male, the asshole for letting a guy succumb to the Metal Virus?
Sonic: Ms. Vanilla, it’s terrible! The venue cancelled last minute and my siblings have nowhere to play for tonight!
Vanilla: Don’t worry, honey, I have the perfect place. Be there at 3 AM sharp.
(Vector’s eyes snap open)
Sonic Underground: WHAT’S UP WHAT’S UP! WHAT THE FUCK’S UP CHAOTIX’S OFFICE!
Silver: Isn’t this great, Blaze? A vacation in scenic Spagonia with no stupid Lanolin around.
BREAKING NEWS! RESTORATION HQ DESTROYED! TERRIBLY WRITTEN CHARACTER INTERACTIONS KILL ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE!
Silver: OH GAIA, NO! I LEFT MY TARGET COUPON AT HOME!
Super Shadow: BEHOLD MY ULTIMATE ATTACK: CHAOS BLAST!
Surge: YOU MISSED MY VITALS!
Kit: No, ma’am, you need a hospital.
Surge, reduced to her cybernetic skeleton: Nah, nah, lemme just sit down for a sec.
Sonic: Fuck, I know I ordered a plain hot dog, but could you cover me this time?
The President: Relax, I’ll just put it on the company card.
(Cut to the outside of Gourmet Burger)
BREAKING NEWS: UNITED FEDERATION $17 TRILLION IN DEBT (SOMEONE ORDERED ONIONS)