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my entire quangle quest series in one place!! including the newest piece, the ally pcs

look. my beautiful gorjus malewives gigolas (not my wives but each other’s) will always be my sun my moon my stars my everything. but i’ll do a forced yet friendly showmanship handshake with aralas shippers because i understand it. we have “where you go i will go” and castaway-ing to valinor but you guys have this gayass frame. real recognizes real.

shittierpost

I have this hc where there's an assumption among the elves that if feral™️ Legolas gets tied down, he'll, like, chill the fuck out. While no one really GETS why he married a dwarf, they're grateful bc at least maybe he won't wreak as much havoc- and much to everyone's horror, they are proven absolutely wrong when they realized he married his best friend who provides absolutely no impulse control and not only encourage his batshit crazy ideas, but actively participates in them.

vampiresinthedaylight

some bits from the books I really like... I think they move each other <3

brownsugabbt

sorry sorry. but the fact that. sansûkh. is free??? to read???? online????? HALF A MILLION WORDS of the best writing i have ever read??? characters that each have depth and MEANING? the retrograding of the hobbit movies so that the dwarves are more fleshed out?? the mix of both the movies and the books (especially for gimlis lackluster personality in the films). i’m rereading it even though i first read it maybe 4 months ago and im still in awe that someone can write something so beautiful. so spectacular. like this is the bible for depressed gay middle earth fans. and this isn’t even considering the sheer amount of RESEARCH PUT INTO THIS?? christ almighty. i need everyone to pause right the fuck now and read this fic regardless of whether you ship bagginshield/gimleaf at all or not. i promise you, you will come out of this a changed man 😭

zevampirex

Animals Legolas and Gimli design test (I love when Legolas have zero credibility)

coveredinsun

i love fanon calling gimli the “lord of aglarond” because aglarond is the name for the glittering caves in SINDARIN!!!!!!!! gimli brought legolas there and legolas said “HOLY FUCK” and called it beautiful in his own language and gimli just adopted that!!!!!!!!! so now the love between them will carry on forever in name long after they’ve sailed away together!!!!!!!!! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

acornfromtheshire

I love how Gandalf's solution to life threating danger is to get a group of homosexuals and their token allies together.

When Erebor needs to be reclaimed and a dragon slain? Perfect we got Thorin Gayshield and his gay hobbit burglar boyfriend

When the one ring needs to be destroyed? Don't worry he has another gay hobbit with his bisexual gardener boyfriend. Oh wait! Don't forget the gay elf and dwarf also.

Solution to danger is gay hobbits and their boyfriends plus their gay and token ally friends.

sarchiba

Inktober 2025 Day 22

Prompt: "Button"

"You move me, Gimli," said Legolas. "I have never heard you speak like this before. Almost you make me regret that I have not seen these caves. Come! Let us make this bargain -- if we both return safe out of the perils that await us, we will journey for a while together. You shall visit Fangorn with me, and then I will come with you to see Helm's Deep. ... We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli, Glóin's son, with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed: that a Dwarf should be willing to leave Middle-earth for any love, or that the Eldar should receive him, or that the Lords of the West should permit it."

- J.R.R. Tolkien

Their book relationship is some of the most wholesome stuff I've ever seen <3 and they're cuties in the movie, too

vampiresinthedaylight

drawing w this post on loop in my mind

thinking abt the nature of elves again, smth smth the elves who came to arda came to fall in love with all its wonders and peoples and legolas, the elf we become most familiar with, his biggest lesson is that he must see all people as equals and none beneath him because you cannot truly fight for the freedom of your world if you do not love everyone in it.

#lotr #legolas #lord of the rings