[the-nebulates]

:D

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[thejugheadparadox]

Being naturally blonde is fundamentally evil but dying your hair blonde is okay bc it's like post-blonde postmodern irony

[albertcamusofficial]

[rivertigo]

“my boyfriend” yuck, boring, stupid, jakey territory. “one of my boyfriends” really good, mysterious, chic, flippant, feminist

[hunybody]

please read this substack about pantone choosing cloud dancer for color of the year 2026

[three--rings]

No really, you should read it.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529]

[sorcery-and-socialism]

[sparklebussy]

[ganondorf]

[dandelionmoss]

person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

[demilypyro]

99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

[cargifs]

[loveamongthesailors]

legit excited to see this come around again

[cdzen]

if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re