Fate turned me into a Blåhaj this time

The only time Fate listens to me is when I ask her to throw Transphobes into the void, an empty universe, the multiverse's garbage disposal, etc.

[the-odethaj]

since I'm apparently stuck as a blåhaj for the foreseeable future..

Hej. I'm... ödethaj I guess. I'm usually a human, or humanoid, but this time I'm an ikea shark. Which might actually be for the better.

He/they pronouns for me, if you want to talk to Fate for whatever reason, I'm fairly sure she uses she/it and has responded to neopronouns in the past so...

Hej! I'm Fate, I thought it would be funny to turn my favorite human into an Ikea Shark! Also they asked me to stop putting them in peril all the time, so really I'm just fulfilling their wish, I have no clue why they're annoyed! My human was correct, you may refer to me using she/her and it/its or any neopronouns, but I do like she/her the most!

Okay then.

Are you going to say it?

Say what?

>:/

*sigh* I will bite transphobes. Or get Fate to throw them in a trash compactor of a universe.

Oh, I've got the perfect one in mind!

Of course you do.

OOC note (fairly important):

This wasn't here originally, and while I like to trust the media literacy of people, I would like to clarify something, especially as I plan for lore drops: while Fate is depicted as a somewhat silly and whimsical character, and thus it can be easy to feel that she can do no harm and is meant to be a sympathetic character, make no mistake: the relationship depicted between Fate and Ödethaj is not meant to be a healthy one. Yes, these are silly plush sharks, but Ödethaj was based off a preexisting OC of mine, Fate came with, and so did their dynamic. If Fate comes across as rude, dismissive, or disrespectful of Ödethaj and their boundaries, it's because she is. To make it even more clear, the name of the story I made with them is titled "Fate is Real, she sucks."

Anyway, serious disclaimer time over. Stay safe, stay silly, bite transphobes.

[the-gulhaj]

Picrew game!

I am a rock alien :D

Eridsona (Project Hail Mary)

Do you want to meet your very own Rocky, but haven’t had the chance to go to space like Ryland Grace? No problem! Come create your own Eridi

@the-hydrohaj @the-rosahaj @the-rodhaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj @regnbagshaj @the-stormhaj and everyhaj else of course.

[the-odethaj]

fist my bump

[the-odethaj]

leon s. kennedy

[the-odethaj]

leon s. kennedy

[zyzoda]

1. no way... gummy shark real????

2. sweet william

[the-odethaj]

anyone else wanna join my shark cuddle pile

Like this ^

[catmask]

meowdy, and here's a little art challenge for december my minnows and i have been cooking up! i know month long art challenges can be kind of intimidating to some people, so i figured making a week long one could encourage people to give longer challenges a try!

if you'd like to share your designs, please do so to '#brush week 2025'! ill be checking the tag and sharing some of the cool ones i see!

[septicake]

not to be nsfw on main, but like

I kinda wanna walk into an active construction site without the proper ppe

[septicake]

wait no go away no reboggling cease

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

10k notes, to me

Sorry OP, but the post is a banger

[aqueousstar]

Achievement Unlocked:

Containment class: Safe

Fail to make a post breach containment

[pointless-achievements]

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

FOLLOWERS:

KILL

[septicake]

Achievement Unlocked:

Close Call

Narrowly avoid the consequences of your actions

[cum-villain]

Achievement Unlocked:

Spoke Too Soon

Through denying your post will become popular, your post became popular

[the-latin-normal-album-daily]

Achievement Unlocked:

Face The Daily Blog Wrath

In order to boost notes on your post, a daily word blog tagged a bunch of the other blogs.

@the-real-will-wood-daily @hilo-daily @incaseimakeit-daily @eial-daily @self-ish-daily @in-case-i-die-daily @hawaii-pt-ii-daily @good-and-evil-daily @mmmm-daily @cccc-daily @normal-album-daily @chnt-campfiresongs-daily @spirit-phone-daily @not-a-trampoline-daily @cvm-day-daily @los-camp-daily @lfthcs-daily @daily-litwtc-soundtrack @willwooddaily @daily-tallyhall

let’s hope i didn’t forget anyone (sorry if i did)

[lfthcs-daily]

Achievement Unlocked:

*Insert The First 6 Notes Of Hydroelectric Viking Here*

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AKA: The beginning of the wrath has started.

[jandthf-daily]

Achievement Unlocked:

Oh No.

The Tumblr Daily Blogs have found your post! This is terrible! More notes!

[los-camp-daily]

Achievement Unlocked:

You’re Pouting In Your Sleep, I’m Waking Still Yawning

You’ve been Los Campesinos!’d by los-camp-daily! You’ve proved to each other that romance is boring!

[surgery-daily]

Achivement Unlocked:

I Spoke To Jesus On The Telephone

You've been Machinery of the Human Heart-ed by surgery-daily! You don't care what the doctor told you...

[aromanticofficial]

Achievement Unlocked:

Love Loses

Woe, aro blogs be upon ye!

@arohumor @aromantic-official @aroaceconfessions @arotechno @aro-culture-is @aroaceswagcompetition @aroacejokes @aroacesafeplaceforall @aromantic-diaries

P.S. if anyone tagged here would prefer not to get tagged please say something

P.P.S. this is an official aromantic post now. btw.

[the-gulhaj]

Achievement unlocked:

Is that a shark plushie?

The hajs of hajtown spotted your post.

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @regnbagshaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj

[sock-ness-monster]

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

[thedeepsharks]

big and round shark

[earhartsease]

*slaps shork* this bad boy can hold so many remoras

[swagging-back-to]

for those wondering, she was/is 2.5x the size of the average bullshark.

bull sharks are usually 250lbs. she was around 600.

she was also a complete diva

[the-gulhaj]

All of us hajs after leaving the hajoween communal dining.

[demonhaj]

HEY GUYS

I need to thank you guys for 200 followers. I made this account at a friends house as a silly joke. I didn’t really expect it to go that far , so I’m forever grateful that this blog let me meet people who I consider my close friends and how much it has helped me grow as a person. I hope you all know how much I love you guys and how happy I am that you guys like what I do online.

As promised, now that we hit 200 followers officially.

I give you the Demonhaj cosplay and partial face reveal.

[demonhaj]

HEY GUYS

I need to thank you guys for 200 followers. I made this account at a friends house as a silly joke. I didn’t really expect it to go that far , so I’m forever grateful that this blog let me meet people who I consider my close friends and how much it has helped me grow as a person. I hope you all know how much I love you guys and how happy I am that you guys like what I do online.

As promised, now that we hit 200 followers officially.

I give you the Demonhaj cosplay and partial face reveal.

[the-odethaj]

It's the 21st night of September my dudes

[ms-noxius]

~ Vwoosh.

I heard you want to make a trade?

-@blodhaj

Hello, hajar. I am not one for trades, but I assume you were directed to me by one of my children. Tell me, creature, what is it you wish to discuss?

[blodhaj]

Vivian is not so happy that my vampristism actually managed to take to him. I'm willing to give back the autonomy I took so it can be undone. But, not for free.

[ms-noxius]

Ah, I understand. Well, what is it you would like? I am quite powerful, so feel free to ask for anything. So long as my children stay unharmed.

[blodhaj]

I wish to expand my reach. As you may or may not know, my species maximum size is bound by their territory. I wish to extend mine out from this planet to this solar system. Does that trade seem reasonable?

[ms-noxius]

I suppose it does. However, this spell may take up to a few hours to take effect, so please have patience once the spell is cast.

> some blue magic starts to swirl around the magician.

We have a deal. Vivian shall no longer be a vampristist and they will have their full autonomy back. In return, I shall expand your territory to the full solar system we currently stand in.

[blodhaj]

Good.

I relinquish my control.

[ms-noxius]

Wonderful.

> the blue magic turns into blue fog, which spreads across the whole planet, and then crawls out into space, causing the sky to turn into a dark blue for several minutes, blocking a lot of light. Then, the fog seems to slowly fade, leaving a blue tint on every star in the sky, alongside the moon.

I suppose I will see you again at some point?

[blodhaj]

I suppose you will. Good bye mage.

~ Vwoosh.

[the-gulhaj]

Alright brainstorm time hajs. There is a month to October, and I think we should do a fun blahajverse Halloween thing! Any ideas?

[the-smahaj]

We should dye our fur(?) and disguise as other hajs

[the-gulhaj]

So not just costumes but identity theft during the month of October? How would that work?

[the-odethaj]

I am definitely Karma and I wholeheartedly support identity theft in the month of October :)

[the-odethaj]

huh? what's happening?

Nothing for you to worry about.

they said to take shelter..

That's for other hajar. You have me, remember? We've done this all before. When you wake up, this will all be over.

im scared

Good.

[the-primordial-one-s]

What are you doing, younglings?

[the-odethaj]

Youngling? Perhaps my charge is, but I most certainly am not.

As for what we were doing. It is none of your concern.

[the-primordial-one-s]

I am much older than you, so to me you're a youngling.

Everything is kinda my concern, especially when it comes to mortals. No, I don't care if you can't die. You're a mortal, I am one of the makers of mortals, so it's definitely my concern.

[the-odethaj]

Have you considered that I don't care what you think? I'm not from this universe, I don't have to listen to what you say :)

[the-primordial-one-s]

I'm from the first universe. You're not that tough.

[the-odethaj]

We'll see.

[the-primordial-one-s]

Oh you make them mad! That's fun! Anger them more!

[the-primordial-one-s]

Are you trying to pick a fight with me? Livlig. Also, they don't make me mad, just a bit confused on why they're so confident, especially because we're the threat they ran off from, like, was it just adrenaline?

[the-odethaj]

Running from you? As if. I just needed to get Karma out of the way for a bit. I don't like when primordials mess with what is mine.

[the-odethaj]

huh? what's happening?

Nothing for you to worry about.

they said to take shelter..

That's for other hajar. You have me, remember? We've done this all before. When you wake up, this will all be over.

im scared

Good.

[the-primordial-one-s]

What are you doing, younglings?

[the-odethaj]

Youngling? Perhaps my charge is, but I most certainly am not.

As for what we were doing. It is none of your concern.

[the-primordial-one-s]

I am much older than you, so to me you're a youngling.

Everything is kinda my concern, especially when it comes to mortals. No, I don't care if you can't die. You're a mortal, I am one of the makers of mortals, so it's definitely my concern.

[the-odethaj]

Have you considered that I don't care what you think? I'm not from this universe, I don't have to listen to what you say :)

[the-primordial-one-s]

I'm from the first universe. You're not that tough.

[the-odethaj]

We'll see.

[the-odethaj]

huh? what's happening?

Nothing for you to worry about.

they said to take shelter..

That's for other hajar. You have me, remember? We've done this all before. When you wake up, this will all be over.

im scared

Good.

[the-primordial-one-s]

What are you doing, younglings?

[the-odethaj]

Youngling? Perhaps my charge is, but I most certainly am not.

As for what we were doing. It is none of your concern.

[the-primordial-one-s]

I am much older than you, so to me you're a youngling.

Everything is kinda my concern, especially when it comes to mortals. No, I don't care if you can't die. You're a mortal, I am one of the makers of mortals, so it's definitely my concern.

[the-odethaj]

Have you considered that I don't care what you think? I'm not from this universe, I don't have to listen to what you say :)