I think they win worst parents of the day. Were they at least worried?
Not really, they just said something like “Oh look you made a friend”
Okay, I feel bad for that kid then. Oh.. I'm Max by the way.
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I think they win worst parents of the day. Were they at least worried?
Not really, they just said something like “Oh look you made a friend”
Okay, I feel bad for that kid then. Oh.. I'm Max by the way.
Wait what why weren’t his parents there the whole time? They just left their child with you?
The kid just showed up. I couldn’t let him be alone and his parents were no where around.
I think they win worst parents of the day. Were they at least worried?
I know I’m hot, plenty of girls tell me that. What about you?
Well, yes people do tell me that also… But it’s not like I use my devilish good looks to get some action. Something I’m thinking you do?
Of course I do, why wouldn't I? I could just smirk and I think I would get someone in bed.
I said you’re ugly as hell.
I thought you were pretty hot, only because you look like me.
I know I'm hot, plenty of girls tell me that. What about you?
While at work today a little boy, around three, came up and started to bang on some of the drums. I had no idea what to do so I just let him go and I tried to teach him stuff. It took three hours of me teaching him before his parents decided to show up.
Wait what why weren't his parents there the whole time? They just left their child with you?
Wait, what did you just say?
I said you're ugly as hell.
A night full of fun- Sophia and Max
Sophia had just gotten done unpacking the few boxes that she had laying on her bed, in the spare room of Oscar and Max’s house. She put all her clothes in the large closet, and organized her shoes. Suddenly she realized that Oscar and Max were twins, so that meant Max was living with her now too. She heard a knock on the door, and she knew that it had to be Max. So she walked up to the door and opened it, seeing Max. “Well there you are, you ready for me?” she asked with a laugh as she pulled him into the house.
Decently organizing the rest of his clothes Max, had to look through the last of his boxes for what he would need the most for the night: condoms. In the back of his head Max worried about running to Sophia in the house, but it would only be awkward if he made it awkward. Once he found what he was looking for in the last box he open ax headed on his was. Sophia was only a short walk from his room, once he got to hers he knocked. Max smirked at the other as he was pulled in. "I think so at least."
I got the best job ever!
Why in the world would it be awkward, I don’t think it would be awkward at all honestly. Of course I still want to do this, who wouldn’t. I know you can’t say no to me.
Because most people tend to avoid seeing people they have one night stands with. If it's not awkward for you then I am fine with it too. An insane person, and you're right I can't.
I got the best job ever!
Oh I would get you so fired even if you gave me a few minutes. That’s funny, I had no place to go so Oscar said I could move in with you guys and stay in a spare room.
Yeah you can't do that, I love my job more then anything. Wait, you're my room mate now? Won't that be awkward? You sure you still want to do this?
Just playing here. Well, we’re performing one night down in L.A. but it’s just one show.
L.A. still a nice venue. I hope it goes well for you.
Don’t bless her.
Why can't I bless her?
For future reference: complicated doesn’t mean single. I meant “eh.”
I don’t know. I kind of want one on the inside of my upper arm.
I know that, but it means she single now. Oh god, i felt so bad for her, but her boyfriend was an asshole and hideous, so I think I did her a favor. Okay, as long as I am at least "eh" we are good.
You should completely got one. What would get a feather or a bird?
I got the best job ever!
I like having that level of surprise..kind of like a cheetah on the prowl. Oh yes I do know dressing rooms are tiny and I really don’t want to hold anything back, so a bed room would be much easier to work with.
You are definitely going to be fun. I thought so, because I have a feeling you would definitely get me fired. You can come to my place tomorrow, I live with Oscar.
I don’t even think she knows how to make proper cereal.
How do you mess up cereal? It's just milk and cereal. Bless her heart.
I got the best job ever!
It wouldn’t be a surprise if I told you love? That makes it no fun at all. Let’s just say I love try different things. I am very controlling.
It would still be a surprise if you gave me a hint. I completely disagree with that. Okay.. you do know dressing rooms are not that big and they don't allow for a lot of privacy? Do you just want to try a bed room?
So my brother told me today that he and my mom are coming to visit. This should be fun..
Have fun love. At least she can cook for you while she is here.