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[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[maroonracoon]

[sandmandaddy69]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[gales-boyfriend]

[thecryptkeeper]

okay but have y’all seen rebecca black lately. serving patrick bateman but a girl realness

[thecryptkeeper]

<3

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Rebecca Black could do American Psycho but Christian Bale couldn’t do Friday

[blairwitchh]

me: (dies)

17th century lady ghost in my room that i can suddenly see now: oh hey

me, a ghost: aw fuck

her: yeah

me: so its ghosts? its ghosts?

her: yeah its ghosts

me: is there a heaven i can reach or–

her: its just ghosts

[volach-deactivated20230326]

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[daenerys-stormborn]

House of the Dragon + in memoriam: Lucerys Velaryon

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[prince-aegon-targaryen]

Aemond trying to explain what happened when he returned to King’s Landing

[notsogracefullyput]

I love the implication from this episode that everyone in game of thrones was using the table wrong. They’d lost the knowledge at some point.

[carnetimaginaire]

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…