I Havent Changed My Theme In Years

[skluug]

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[willgrahamscock]

#you started blogging when I was 2

[seagles]

me when i cant move

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[marinatedolive]

[joylessmarxist]

People dont realize this

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[bulba413-deactivated20220305]

the fuck is a fast reblog

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[aesthetic-uni]

the toughest choice in any game: you have an elixir that can heal you completely but you only have 86 of them what if-

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[loveamongthesailors]

*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth … *washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[teuer]

i have no other idea what this could be except a threat

[teuer]

i was right

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[gothicprep]

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later