pope francis

I am Pope Francis. My death was faked for insurance claims | im bald | he/he

[the-pope-offical]

im pope and i havent hit post limit yet

it/he/star is usuallly fine for me

[ray-toro-in-a-situation]

ray toro at the vatican city as the pope

[the-pope-offical]

i remember a post i made(or mightve imagined making because that happens sometimes) and it was transphobic but uhhh if you see it ignore it i am a changed person

[the-pope-offical]

[the-pope-offical]

some of my posts were peak i should come back

[the-pope-offical]

has the pope secretly been migeyway this whole time?

nah nah nah im not mikey way hahahhaha and im not yaoi with pete wentz hahahha

[the-pope-offical]

[the-pope-offical]

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[the-pope-offical]

this used to be a rickroll link (fooled archangel raphael many times...) but now the vid's gone <//3

[the-pope-offical]

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[archangel-raphael-offical]

This has happened to me too many times recently.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

... Are you the person who sent the anonymous ask?

[the-pope-offical]

nah but i saw that post so i've decided to start calling you rafi

[the-pope-offical]

why was i lying

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

Oh god, that was forever ago. Time passes. Thats weird.

[the-pope-offical]

time isnt real trust

[the-pope-offical]

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[archangel-raphael-offical]

This has happened to me too many times recently.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

... Are you the person who sent the anonymous ask?

[the-pope-offical]

nah but i saw that post so i've decided to start calling you rafi

[the-pope-offical]

why was i lying

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT

[the-pope-offical]

LMAO

[the-pope-offical]

hey guys check out my strawpage popefaggot.straw.page ...

[archangel-raphael-offical]

This has happened to me too many times recently.

[archangel-raphael-offical]

... Are you the person who sent the anonymous ask?

[the-pope-offical]

nah but i saw that post so i've decided to start calling you rafi

[the-pope-offical]

why was i lying

[the-pope-offical]

HOW TO GET PHYSICAL WHEN YOURE NOT MADE FOR DANCING? HOW TO LET YOU KNOW I REALLY WSNT TO TSKE YOU HOME? HOW TO GET PHSYCIAL I GUESS YOULL TAKE MY HAND AND OH OH ILL REALLY LET YOU TAKE CONTROL

[pope-offical]

Please stop asking about access to "secret underground tunnels" beneath the Vatican. Those are mine, and I had them installed for personal use only.

[animentality]

[short-wooloo]

I love the new Catholic king

If he calls for a crusade against ai I'm joining

[artemisia-black]

New sin about to drop

[guorble]

anything you make can be secretly kink related if your kinks are obscure enough

[foone]

Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?

Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.

[insomniac7809]

I read "Calvin-coded" and I wasn't sure whether what came next would be about childhood whimsey or how it's predestined whether God's mercy will save us from our deserved damnation.

[foone]

Calvin and Hobbes is great and John Calvin can suck my pope hat

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[puppylovesystem]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Yo this is such good info to have

[sorceress-foxgirl-ariel]

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

[alexiaroselikethewine]

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT