Galatea Sideris

she/her/hers (profile picture by my brother! you can find him as @_tiara.amara_ on ig. pkmn irl blog, blanket unreality warning. follows from gooberdotnet)

[the-porcelain-lady]

As is customary every year on the day of my birth, I will be absent from my area of operations today. If urgent inquiries occur, please defer to my team of gym trainers.

Thank you, and good day.

[the-porcelain-lady]

It seems to me you are an expert of these "rock typed" pokemon. I've heard of them, although I haven't seen one in person. As far as I can tell, they are often animals who develop rock-like features. A shell or spines or whatever else. But I saw a picture of a "rock typed" pokemon that did not look anything like an organic animal. It almost looked like a rock animated by some strange force. Do you know? Does Roggenrola have organs and flesh like you and I?

@pokemonworld-ology

Roggenrola are not flesh and bone, as is usually expected from a human's perspective; it's difficult to conjure the possibility of a living being existing without parts we consider vital to life, but they live nonetheless, and so do we.

The closest thing you'll find to an organ in a roggenrola is its energy core, comparable to the core of the Earth if it were smaller, solid, and pleasantly warm as opposed to blisteringly hot, though I can't recommend reaching in to touch it; it's rude to put your hand in someone else's ear, after all.

[the-porcelain-lady]

Arbok doesn't have hands to throw...

It's a figure of speech, have you not heard it before?

[payday-purrfect]

//I know this ask game is somewhere already, but I can't find it so

Send 📰 to see an example of the muse on the news (or on a newspaper or magazine or whatever.)

[the-porcelain-lady]

When did you throw hands with a pokemon?

Fighting is a stretch now that I think about it. It was more akin to restraining said pokemon, but it definitely felt like fighting being thirteen and running on adrenaline.

Context: when I was a child and participating in the gym challenge while traveling with my friends, one evening we happened upon an arbok that had nested too close to the beaten path and revealed herself oh so courteously by lunging at us from the bushes, and I, commonly being one to choose fight over flight, threw a punch without thinking to keep her from biting my friends, got bitten myself, and held her down until professionals could come to relocate her.

I still had to go to the hospital for the bite, poison type exposure doesn't inoculate you to infections.

[the-porcelain-lady]

A word of caution for anyone trying to or planning to break into league business. Be wary if you don't enjoy being in the news, personally I have had more than my fill of giving statements.

[the-porcelain-lady]

A pair of my gym trainers were arguing today and came to me to settle their debate for them, and I, frankly, do not want to.

So I come to you all, to settle this for us.

Are nacli mushroom pokemon?

Yes.

No.

Voting ended onNov 27, 2024

[the-porcelain-lady]

Hm, consensus, I see.

Now just to break the news to Athos.

[the-porcelain-lady]

A pair of my gym trainers were arguing today and came to me to settle their debate for them, and I, frankly, do not want to.

So I come to you all, to settle this for us.

Are nacli mushroom pokemon?

Yes.

No.

Voting ended onNov 27, 2024

[rockstar-roxie]

Hey, question. Can people like. Ya know. Smell that I’m a Poison type trainer. Y’all woulda told me if ya could right? RIGHT???

[the-porcelain-lady]

I don't believe so, as long as your hygiene is up to par.

[darkpokemonspecialist]

Reblog if you've ever thrown hands with a Pokemon

[the-porcelain-lady]

//full art piece from Galatea's pfp because it is just mwah chef's kiss

//shameless plug 🚨 wee woo 🚨

//you can find more of my lovely sibling's art on their Instagram (@_tiara.amara_) and their artfight (@tiara_amara)

[the-porcelain-lady]

//she got an update hooray!!!! here I thought I loved the original and it couldn't get any better

//let the lesson be learned to never doubt my brother's abilities, or do, it adds to the amazement

//anyway new pfp time

//it's basically the same as before but crisper

[karps-pies-and-sitrus]

crustle lovers who tf is up

[aeroblast-radius]

@the-porcelain-lady

[the-porcelain-lady]

indeed.

[ribbon-user]

Ok so we’ve talked about Nessa and Kabu but I kept going to marches and Bea???? Raihan??? WHY DOES GALAR ONLY HAVE HOT GYM LEADERS????

My friend who I’m staying with is taking me to an exhibition match with the ice gym leader and she keeps snickering about it, im ready to meet the love of my life once again

[stoutlandtrainer]

Oh Melony is GORGEOUS! Although I do like her son Morty better who's also a prominent figure. He's a REAL hottie from what I've seen

Galar is just bisexual heaven

[stow-on-side-ghosts]

hmm i don’t really like this post

[ribbon-user]

Gonna run in front of a Bewear rn WHY ARE THERE GYM LEADERS IN ROTUMBLR

[the-porcelain-lady]

for the same reason that you're on it.

[the-porcelain-lady]

I've been so busy all September I barely got to celebrate my birthday, it's a shame but at least the workload is easing up.

[elite-four-grimsley]

when do you finish ripening

Hello, Anonymous Rotumblr User, what the fuck does this mean.

[the-porcelain-lady]

I believe they are speaking of your previous post when you said, quote, "ripe age of twenty-five" and are making an absurdist joke of it.

[gooberdotnet]

[nebula-pkm]

Has anyone ever wondered if salt is the only rock that can be used to “season” foods? Using season very lightly here but I digress. There’s gotta be more tasty rocks. And by proxy, tasty rock Pokémon. I wanna see if I lick a geodude if it’ll taste good. Might be weird though.

[the-porcelain-lady]

Geodude material varies on their habitat, so I'd suggest doing some research on the type of mineral deposits in your area before you go licking and get a mouthful of mercury.