The Procrastinators Account!

[badsciencejokes]

Tag someone who needs the potato motivation — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3zwcy7D

[jamieaiken919]

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

[thewalrusfrompingu]

What’s Ed Balls day?

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html 

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Now that the clock has struck midnight…

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP

[aradia-made-of-time]

HAPPY ED BALLS DAY

[pyros-random-thoughts]

ED BALLS DAY, 2021

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

oh heck I forgot to reblob this this year.

[figdays]

Rainfrog print signed // ZeppelinMoon

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

obsessed with these pictures posted by the toronto zoo

[mysharona1987]

[lizclimo]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

I know someone who has some pigs and the last time I went to go look at the pigs one of them was blowing bubbles in the water trough, and then tried to climb in, but fell out because the trough was slightly smaller than the pig.

My advice to that specific pig would be to take your head out of the trough before trying to step into it. 

[starry--skies]

"Livin' large tonight boys!"

"I'm not making fun of the Great Depression!

...I am making fun of the Great Depression."

[ignorethisatyourperil]

Excuse me, what

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I'm going to kill myself for real

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

[otterfire]

Tell me This is a joke omg

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

It's not a joke 😭

I actually didn't know about the band Vampire Weekend until yesterday when I found a couple of their CDs in an old abandoned school building my friends and I were exploring

[omghotmemes]

Finally.

[victorywithseaandsun]

Important follow-up

[likethecastle]

Doctor Who | The Onion headlines (pt. 1/?)

(pt. 2) (pt. 3)

[whitepeopletwitter]

Happy anniversary!