Danie

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

While not strictly Horizon related, I wanted to hype up the new project from Ashly Burch, our very own Aloy! She's launched a YouTube show called I'm Happy You're Here. It's a Sesame Street type show for adults (so puppet neighborhood with adult humor, similar to the musical Avenue Q) focused on mental health and other issues grown ups face. Don't let the puppets fool you; this is not for Kids!

The first episode launched this week, focused on anxiety. Ashly described it on her social media as a passion project she's had in her head for 10 years and has other topics in mind such as depression, addiction, and divorce among others.

So if you want to see Ashly Burch being her usual awesome and hilarious stuff (which I'm on a roll of her filmography right now; watching Mythic Quest for the first time this week and I adore her!), show some love to her new YouTube show, I'm Happy You're Here!

[arandomthot]

I feel attacked

[buggaboorenegade]

[theragamuffininitiative]

What I say I’m going to do: write

What I should be doing: writing

What I’m not doing: writing

What I am doing: scrolling through tumblr

[ladyofthefanart]

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[cisphobicspock]

I’m fucking Flargel

[clint-ftm-barton]

Huesriel

[idiopathicsmile]

by this reckoning my angel name is BEERTIEL

please keep me in yr thoughts and prayers

[manitka-blog]

Hehhehe I’m Gaeytiel

[light-behind-killjoy-eyes]

Feasniel I kinda like it

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

Leossiel

(Using my mother’s name since I haven’t decided on my middle names yet.)

@e-cherub

[communalconcubine-deactivated20]

Haarhiel

[rustiieldritch]

Coacdiel

Hmm

[detective-noises]

Baayrel

That’s too many fuckin. Vowels

[frosttborn-deactivated20240915]

Paiiniel

[the-purple-black]

Phaisiel

[egdramaqueen]

Hi sorry but I’m calling out the entire hp rp community with this one

[abouttoplaymyacee]

it’s official

I am FAR too invested in the lives of fictional characters

[crowleyisourking]

And, you can ask me if I care, and the answer will be no every time.

[cenntaur-remaking]

send me “spoiler!” and ill give u a vague spoiler abt a story im writing

[seriouslyprongs]

What up, I’m Harry, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to duel! 

[ratbastarddotfuck]

[cassie5squared]

darkpuffin:

ileolai:

gondorsfinest:

feitanswife:

sailurmars:

mycroftrh:

gerbthenerd:

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

WHAT

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office. 

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

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Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

A very good micronation. Very good.

[sirussly]

Jess has created a Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/sirussly

Well, here you have it, folks. The day has arrived. I’ve made a Patreon.

Firstly, I can’t thank everyone enough for the messages of support and encouragement I’ve received regarding this next step. Your kind words were the final push I needed to make this decision, and your faith in me and the content I make has been so humbling. Thank you, thank you, thank you, from the heart of my bottom.

Now the mush is out the way, here are all the details you need:

What is Patreon?

Essentially, Patreon is a membership platform where you pay monthly to access exclusive content from your favourite creators. There are different reward levels or “tiers” where if you pledge a higher monthly amount, you receive greater rewards in return. For me this includes exclusive behind-the-scenes content, early access to tumblr posts, as well as signed art and cosplay prints plus monthly podcast episodes and livestreams at higher levels. You can check out full details for each of the tiers on my Patreon page!

What will change?

For those who would just like to continue enjoying the content I publish on this blog, very little will change. This blog will remain exactly the same, and I will be posting the same content on here that I’ve always done. 

My main objective is to create higher-quality content that I would never have been able to make otherwise without the support of Patreons. I also want to be more interactive with you guys and show you a bit more of my world outside this blog.

What now?

That’s up to you! If you’d like to support me, tier levels start at $1 for access to my Patreon-only feed. My current goal is to have 50 Patreons by the end of this month, which if we achieve then I have promised to release the first episode of a new Baking With Jess series! However, if you are not in a position to pledge please do not feel badly. The fact that any of you chose to follow this blog in the first place makes me so happy as it is.

Thank you so much for your continued support of what I do, and I can’t wait to start making exciting things for you all.

Love, Jess.

[sirussly]

Tomorrow is launch day!

So you may have guessed by now from all my not subtle hints at an “upcoming announcement”, but tomorrow is the day I will be launching my Patreon!

Most of you know already that I have a full-time job outside of this blog, and that is still the case. But I’ve been wanting to change my career for a long time now, and I feel like this is a real opportunity to do so, scary as it is. Starting a Patreon is absolutely not something I am doing lightly, and the past month or so has consisted solely of me planning and preparing for this launch as best I can.

Making content and being part of this community has been one of my greatest joys over the past number of years. I never dreamed that I would have a space where I was allowed to be this creative whilst also being 100% myself. This community as a whole has had such an overwhelmingly positive impact on me… I figure all of that warrants a little leap of faith.

Patreon is going to be the place I can start making content at a much higher quality whilst also connecting with you guys better. I have some pretty serious plans for projects I’ve never previously been able to attempt, which I hope will really excite you.

So if this sounds like something you’d be interested in, join me tomorrow at 6PM GMT on Monday 4th March where I’ll finally be going live with my Patreon page and announcing all the details.

See you then!

[f-lovett]

Bellatrix on the beach

When Voldemort gives me a vacation. ~♥~ Cosplayer: f_lovett Photographer: Jaques Fotografia

[helliesdietcoke]

Ok I love this

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[sirussly]

crazy psychopath!

[ami-acts]

The Scholarship

(( This is my incredibly late addition to @smolbeanbella ’s NY HP RP Script Swap, script written by the amazing @sirussly ))

It is a subdued morning in Hogwarts castle, which is quiet save for the aggressive click-clacking of leather buckled slippers through the halls, followed swiftly by the slamming of a door being thrown open. This door belonged to the office of Hogwart’s esteemed Quidditch teacher. The slippers belonged to that of its head nurse.

The two women, everyone knew, did not get along.

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[lenakluthor]

so, I haven’t wanted to chime in on the like vs reblog discourse because I’ve always kind of been “it’s your blog reblog what you want” but recently the ratio for me has been ridiculous, so I did some research.

this is what my notes look like currently:

this is what they looked like maybe 3-4 years ago:

and this is what they looked like around 6-7 years ago:

notice anything?

sure, it’s your blog. post what you want. but when gif makers stop making gifs, don’t say we didn’t warn you. we make gifs to be seen, and if it doesn’t get reblogged, it dies on our blog. it’s clear to me that this is a trend and I’m betting it has everything to do with this spike in “aesthetic” blogs.

if you like it, please reblog it. all we want is for our work to be seen.

[hope-mikaelson]

#also like getting notes on shit posts is fun too but#when a shit post gets 900 notes and a gifset gets like 120 its#bad scoob

[burgundydahlia]

This goes for all content-makers who share on here. Obviously, likes are lovely, but reblogs are the only way things get seen. If you like something, take a second and consider reblogging. Help your favs out by sharing their awesome creations, be it art, stories, gifs, edits, etc.

[the-purple-black]

Children of War Chapter 5

TITLE: Children of War SUMMARY (which I am notoriously bad at): A promise made by Bellatrix to the Dark Lord seemed unimportant at the time, though years later it seems her loyalty must be put to the test. RATING: M (Just to be on the safe side for future chapters)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13131512/5/Children-of-War