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ivankahasbeentreatedsounfairly

American Hero Anthony Fauci

#100% this

alientitty

💀

spazzbot

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song

#donkey bray laugh

wesandresons

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

prokopetz

Doug Jones and Danny DeVito in a buddy comedy about a couple of elderly former henchmen unwillingly dragged out of retirement for one last caper. There's a running gag where they claim to be the original duo that the "one of them is short and fat and the other is tall and thin" trope is based on.

prokopetz

Playing against the trope's conventions (but to the actors' respective strengths), DeVito's character is the talkative one while Jones' character hardly says a word. The former argues that popular media usually has it the other way 'round due to prejudice against short people.

#no no #keep talking right now

itsexclusive

#donkey bray laugh #so tru tho

stephexmachina

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

stephexmachina

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

#100% this #10000% this

el-ffej

#the hero we need

gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180

captainlordauditor

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

dyke-ave

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

elgatoarcoiris

i miss the fog...🌫

#PHM #amaze amaze amaze

awritersbro

if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

edgar-allan-possum

Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!

tlaquetzqui

Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.

sunderwight

Well that's debatable. Taxonomically a "monster" is a pretty indistinct category that can even include humans, and "fearsome critters" is an informal classification largely only used in parts of the United States.

#why would I ever leave here?

likeaghostofshame

formerglory25

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

chaos-monkeyy

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Three gifs of a white man in a blue shirt saying 'People doubt bisexuality, especially in men, I feel like. People are like, "You're not really bi, you're just straight and confused" or "gay and confused." I can be bi and confused!'

#donkey bray laugh #it me #.