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thyfl3shconsumed

SCREAM

dogpuppy

cutecipher

well if weird gay women dont like something whats the point

aropride

eating snacks in bed doesnt actually get any crumbs on your bed. the radical left puts those there

today has been vaguely strange. mostly because I'm exhausted so everything feels like I'm walking through water but also because my mom is extremely mad at me for very nonsensical things again

#i had to clean the basement today (reasonable)#and tmrw must clean my room. she claims that it smells like shit and she will throw everything on the floor away #i have washed all of my sheets my clothes and vacuumed last wednesday #i dont understand why she thinks its messy or dirty. i never know what exactly she thinks my room smells like because she never describes it #so im just. going to spend a few hours in my room pretending to clean it because i dont know what she wants #there isnt anything on the floor. what is she threatening to throw out

gaytanic-panic

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

anphivenas

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

cheddar-baby

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

anphivenas

He strutted his shit kinda

ispyspookymansion

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

worldscoolest

resemblingthegrave

Cosy Corner, Jacques-Émile Ruhlmann (1879–1933) Amaranth wood corner unit with canted sides forming a sofa, comprising three sections with open shelving. Projecting pediment ornamented with ivory scrollwork accents highlighted by alternating dot patterns. Corner sofa featuring a low, exposed-wood apron decorated with an ivory dentil frieze; upholstered in velvet (worn). Losses to the ivory inlay. Height 186 cm (73.7 in.) – Width 270 cm (106.3 in.) (overall) – Depth 128 cm (50.4 in.) (x)

kuttithevangu

People universally seem to parse it as Mean but sometimes what you really, really need to hear is "this is not a socially appropriate thing to say, and you should not have said it"