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[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-

-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house

is SO goddamn funny

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-

-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house

is SO goddamn funny

[the-real-hades]

Charlie: how does the boys usually get put of these messes?

Cas: they dont, they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

[the-real-hades]

Whatever you do don’t think about Keith and Coran outliving the rest of the team

Don’t think about only them celebrating Allura day together because the rest is dead

Don’t think about how they use that day to mourn the rest of their friends too

Don’t think about how Keith has to watch all his friends and his brother grow old while he still looks like he’s 25

Don’t think about Coran building statues for them when they die

Don’t think about it because you might cry

[the-real-hades]

Ships where you kin one of them and your s/o kins the other one>>>>>

[the-real-hades]

Teen idle by MARINA is literally Childe and you cannot change my mind

[the-real-hades]

Aang: hi this my girlfriend Katara and this is Katara’s girlfriend Yue and this is Yue’s boyfriend Sokka and this is Sokka’s girlfriend Suki and this Suki’s girlfriend Toph and this is Sokka’s other partner/boyfriend Zuko and this is Zuko’s girlfriend Mai and this is Mai’s girlfriend Ty Lee and this is Ty Lee’s girlfriend Azula

Iroh: sounds….. complicated

Sokka: nah not really

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Sokka: guys are hot but I know I like girls so I’m not gay

Katara: Sokka you can like both

Sokka:

Katara:

Sokka:

Katara:

Sokka: THATS ALLOWED?????

[the-real-hades]

La Signoras first day with the harbringers:

*Points at Scara* “What's With This Sassy Lost Child?”

[the-real-hades]

Tartaglia: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Scaramouche: You just called Pulcinella dad. You said “thanks dad”

Tartaglia: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”

Pulcinella: Do you see me as a father figure, Tartaglia?

Tartaglia: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.

Capitano: Hey, show your father some respect.

Tartaglia: I didn't call him dad.

Pulcinella: No, no. Ajax, I take it as a compliment.

Dottore: It's not a big deal. I called Pantalone mom once and he's my fiancé.

Tartaglia: Guys, jump on that. Dottore has psycho-sexual issues.

La Signora: Old news. But you calling Pulcinella daddy.

Tartaglia: Hey, daddy is not on the table here.

[the-real-hades]

Don’t you love it when you’re reading and you see you’ve gotten a message or something and you’re like “gonna respond in a minute” and then it’s 1am and you’re like wtf happend

[jason-todd-enthusiast-deactivat]

this is robin’s girlfriend nancy and this is nancy’s boyfriend steve and this is steve’s boyfriend eddie and this is nancy’s other boyfriend jonathan this is jonathan’s boyfriend argyle and this is argyle’s girlfriend eden and this is eden’s sister suzie and this is suzie’s boyfriend dustin and this is dustin’s boyfriend lucas and this is lucas’s girlfriend max and this is max’s girlfriend el and this is el’s boyfriend mike and this is mike’s boyfriend will

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

Disney+ has a “pride” collection and it’s so abysmal it’s almost funny. They don’t even have enough movies to fill a full category so they lump them in with short films. There are still only eight pieces of media in the category. 

The other two categories are series (which I’ll get back to later cause boy do I have things to say) and episodes. Episodes is a really shitty category. It’s literally just episodes from random shows that have queer plot lines or characters in that one single episode. Half of them are from shows mentioned in series. I’m convinced they only added this one so the page would feel less barren, but it’s a very poor attempt. 

Which brings me back to series. It’s here that it goes from funny to infuriating. There are shows on there like glee and the high school musical series which I haven’t seen and can’t really speak on, but what really caught my interest was their inclusion of gravity falls and the owl house. 

Gravity falls has two characters that are revealed to be gay in the finale and I think that’s about it as far as any queer rep goes so it feels cheap to put it in a pride collection. Gravity falls is only tangentially queer, and that’s thanks to disney. Gravity falls had to fight just so that two men could say they loved each other, and they could only do it in the last episode. 

But the owl house. The owl house. This is a show that disney is cancelling for “not fitting the brand,” a show the creators have had to fight just to get it as far as it has already come, and disney has the audacity to tout it in a pride collection. 

Disney works against queer characters and storylines in media, yet still shows them off when it’s time for rainbow capitalism. They’re trying to pander to the queer community while also pleasing homophobes. They’re pretending they care about queer people while also silencing them. 

[the-real-hades]

Imagine Teucer having followed Childe out to the woods

Imagine him suddenly seeing a bunch of Mr.Cyclops and getting exited and yelling “Big brother!”

And Childe turning towards the sound and getting distracted

Imagine Teucer suddenly seeing explosions and blood

Imagine him blaming himself because he had distracted his big brother so Mr.Cyclops could attack and kill him

Imagine Teucer running home, covered in blood and crying

Imagine Teucer watching his childhood hero kill his big brother

[the-real-hades]

why is descriptions of food always so long and complicated in books

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How the fuck do you tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings

[the-real-hades]

I was spoiled about Magpie being Evie so I waited two and a half books for their reunion and Nova finding out but then Marissa hit me with that epilogue and it shows