CEO of Scourge the Hedgehog

Age: 27 | Pronouns: Any | Orientation: Aroace | Status: Single | Names I'll answer to: Salsa / Reaplet / TEN || Follow me on AO3, thesalsagamer396 || Banner by @sleepyfluf || Hi. I'm The Egyptian Ninja. Feed me your soul.

[the-reaplet]

MY SCOURGE BRAINROT BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER MY THOUGHTS!!!

Aight putting it under a Keep Reading because I have a LOT of thoughts.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 21

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Remaining time: 22 hours 26 minutes

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79

Bowser (Nintendo)

Scrub Daddy (Real Life)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJun 8

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[photos-of-space]

Milkyway over Tunisia

[sebastianfowler]

Are your characters fucking in spite of The Horrors, or are they fucking because of The Horrors?

[dyrewrites]

There is a third thing to consider.

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[pawjamas]

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[thediscossessed]

Everyone say thank you black women

[noireservoir]

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

[creatingblackcharacters]

LOUDER!!

[beanswithbones]

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[mousegirlheart]

[the-sonic-pipeline]

The Sonic pipeline confirms, If you see this, you're falling into the Sonic fandom

[decamarks]

[decamarks]

Why do you hate women?

[steambugs]

important information: they did do another one of these

[artzchao]

Happy Asexual Awareness Week!

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[the-reaplet]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

God help us

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

“espio is now canonically lactose intolerant” okay yes i see this. let me hold your hand

change nothing. we all know espio is arrogant and pretentious, and if you know ANY lactose intolerant people you know damn well he’s eating MORE dairy than the average person

espio is adding extra cheese to his mac n cheese and adds pure cream to his tea he is NOT beating the allegations of convincing himself he’s immune to damage before going out like a champ 

[the-reaplet]

Someone lactose intolerant here. It does NOT stop us. If it's not gonna kill us, it's not gonna stop us. And we're not dead yet!