Death

*insert funny and relatible thing here*

[memeuplift]

[bichosis]

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

i know the new year won’t magically erase everything bad happening in the world but i hope 2021 is kinder to you all and that it brings brighter moments and healing 

[argumate]

tumblr doesn’t even pretend to show me notifications any more, if you say something to me and I see it it’s purely because I stumbled upon it by chance in an enchanted grotto deep in the moonlit forest at midnight and will never find it again.

[evilsupplyco]

if you tag me in something and I don’t respond, I didn’t see it, I’m not ignoring you, I love attention

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[glowbot]

posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

My personal posts be like: I once snorted cocaine off my best friends ass crack

My queued posts be like: remember to always take care of yourself even when it's tough. You are worthy of love and care, even when you feel like you aren't

[fitzsimmvns]

“ Thanks for knocking out that gas bill Dad! ”

[twofingerswhiskey]

- when you act like the child’s basic needs as set out by law are somehow luxuries to make your children feel guilty over 😤

[browsedankmemes]

every dollar counts

[tgfangirl4eva]

Do you like having a one stop website for information that won’t display annoying ads? Donate to Wikipedia.

[misanthropemom]

Crowdfunding things that add value to the world, like wikipedia, AO3, PBS = good.  Kanye crowdfunding his latest album = bad.

[official-lucifers-child]

Donate to Wikipedia to keep that site going!! As much as teachers hate it, it is really very helpful and an important site!!

Keep it as free, keep it well kept! Donate!

[ultimate-shit-poster-deactivate]

It’s a really good site, it’s not what is was only a few years ago. Everything now has to be sources or sometimes they won’t even accept the edits or article put up. And many of the people who edit and write these pages are professors that realize and know that the people reading these articles are not scholars 9/10 times. Wikipidia is great and you should donate!

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[awfulbear]

Boot up, Bitch!

[stonesibare-deactivated20190331]

MOOD! #2019goals

[manynamedshe]

“Boot up, bitch!” is an affirmation

Y'all better take that energy into 2020 and stop playing

[theeeprotagonist]

#BootUp2020

[jadedsoggy]

in case anyone thinks this means “toughen up” Those boot covers are tools. those spikes aren’t an inherent part of the boots your friends, your family, meds if you need them, therapy, healthy life changes when you can, these things are your boots get your boots on and climb those stairs at your own pace, aka: Boot Up, Bitches! We’re making 2020 the year we recover

[youfitinmypoem]

I know everything on this website is US centred but lets just talk about how germany decided to make conversion therapy illegal today for a sec!!!!! and the punishment will be jail time!!! which is big cause you don’t go to jail that easily in germany!!!!

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

[fandomfishbish]

WOOOOOO FUCK YEAH GERMANY GET IT BRUHHHH

[as-water-fills-the-sea]

me: there’s no way in hell i’m seeing cats 

the reviews: this is an unholy terror of a movie that i wish i could erase from my brain 

me: 

me: damnit now i have to see it

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Uh, mom… you chose to be an idiot. Black people weren’t given a choice.

[05637-deactivated20190328]

do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

[05637-deactivated20190328]

reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u