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taylor price
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
Claire Keane
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Keni
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
NASA
RMH
Sade Olutola

Kaledo Art

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@the-regret-system
Inactive Tumblr, I no longer use Tumblr. I'm going to miss everyone but it's taking a toll on my mental health so I'm making the best decision and leaving. Love you guys
It's 5am, I just opened Tumblr . Why is there so many posts about horse plinko?????
Happy new year
The kids got to meet Santa today and the twins tried to grab his beard
C-PTSD culture is finding comfort in online families or friend groups that feel like family because your actual family doesnt really pay attention to you unless its a cry for help
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I woke up at 2am because I wanted mashed potatoes. Did I stay up from 2am to 4 peeling potatoes, yes. Are they worth it, yes. My daughter woke up around 30 minutes ago and came downstairs, she wanted.some so I shared some in her little bowl, it's got like a frog.
It just occurred to me, I'm still a teenager. I'm 18 years old, I'm married and have kids, I never went to college and I'm still in highschool. I love my family and wouldn't trade anyone for the world but wow, I'm really young .
No, I'm not high. I don't think I am anyway.
My daughter just walked up to me with a lizard and said his name was Pepita (nugget), we do not have a lizard. We live in a place where lizards are not just outside randomly, how the hell did she find a lizard??? Anyway I called an animal center and I'm taking it to the vet tomorrow to see if it's got any diseases or if we find it's owner. If not, guess we have a new pet 🤷
CHOCOLATE GUY IS GETTING A NETFLIX SHOW??
honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.
Lyrics:
Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."
Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true
They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."
Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again
So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart
[ID: a screenshot of a reply from tumblr user neiratina, saying "I for one support bringing back Bards to publicly shame the megalomaniac wealthy" /end ID]
❤️🔥🤭🥺🙆♂️⚠️
❤️🥲✨😌😆 i- okay I guess
🌙🥺🤣💙🥀 ah...
🥰🍼😭🖤🥀
🍜🍥🍜
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THIS EPISODE AIRES 43 YEARS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU
fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
Peter:
Jesus:
(a few days later)
Peter: *betrays Jesus*
Jesus:
Jesus: *returns*
Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”
Jesus:
this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash
Another fun fact:
The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.
Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread
Drunk Jesus: it’s me
Every time I see this it gets funnier
“Meet ian, he only steals vintage socks and looks down on dogs who chase their tails”
(via)
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.
update:
I love that he kept …. All of them.
I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
You’re welcome.
I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤
@every-n-anything
All hail Catdad
I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.
I’M CRYING!?
CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE
I live for cat dad-
Cat dad has saved us all
CAT DAD!!
I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)
He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>
GIRL WAKE UP THE CAT DAD POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND THERE’S BEEN UPDATES
I am NOT sorry for reblogging this on this blog.
[ID: an image of a outstretched hand holding a poorly photoshopped jackfruit, its around the size of the hands palm, it for cat dad and you :). end ID]
rb to give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from
Argonian mud-nectar
Named for its colour, mud-nectar is a boozy delight from the town of Lilmoth in Black Marsh and made from local and imported cocoa, vanilla, and coffee. It's served cold, and is the perfect sweet treat for a hot tropical day! For an indulgent dessert, top with a warm chocolate cookie or brownie!
You will need:
2 shots Baileys
1 shot Kahlua
1 shot vanilla vodka
1 scoop vanilla ice cream
35g dark or milk chocolate, cut into chunks
1 cup milk (or vanilla oat milk, if available)
Chocolate syrup
Handful of ice cubes
Whipped cream, to serve
Chocolate chips or shavings, to serve
Method:
Blend together the ice, liqueurs, ice cream, milk, and chocolate chunks until the ingredients have formed a thick slush.
Drizzle as much chocolate syrup as you'd like into a tall glass, covering the insides with a layer of chocolate. Pour in the slush.
Top with whipped cream and chocolate chips. Best paired with any warm chocolatey dessert!