the family disappointment

OC: Aleksei Ivanovich Vladov. 31, he/they. Youngest son of Ivan Mikhailovich Vladov. Likes parties, loves his wife. Better with a computer than with a gun.

[bananahomo]

bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade

[bananahomo]

we have nothing to lose but our chains, bestie

[bananahomo]

[betterhealing]

“Wasn’t that the definition of home? Not where you are from, but where you are wanted.”

— Abraham Verghese, Cutting for Stone (via quoted-books)

[jtwlostechologs]

...way to start the day nicely. Got a call from the old man, looks like I'll have to deal with his business shit these days.

I fucking hate it.

I guess that I'll have to "clean up" a bit and find my old suit... [sighs]

[the-renegade-son]

I have a lot of suits I'm not longer wearing.

...

If you like it a little flashy, that is

[jtwlostechologs]

...flashy is definitely NOT my kind.

I just have to deal with this crap for some more days, my old suits will do the job.

[handsome-gun]

Aw but flashy would suit you so well, darling. I bet my ass your suits are ugly as hell, let the rich kid show you what's hot, after all we can't just all have an epic sense in fashion.

[the-renegade-son]

You get me, little gun!

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

[jtwlostechologs]

...way to start the day nicely. Got a call from the old man, looks like I'll have to deal with his business shit these days.

I fucking hate it.

I guess that I'll have to "clean up" a bit and find my old suit... [sighs]

[the-renegade-son]

I have a lot of suits I'm not longer wearing.

...

If you like it a little flashy, that is

[jtwlostechologs]

...flashy is definitely NOT my kind.

I just have to deal with this crap for some more days, my old suits will do the job.

[the-renegade-son]

Well, you know where to find me, if you change your mind. Nothing wrong with making big statement! :)

[jtwlostechologs]

...way to start the day nicely. Got a call from the old man, looks like I'll have to deal with his business shit these days.

I fucking hate it.

I guess that I'll have to "clean up" a bit and find my old suit... [sighs]

[the-renegade-son]

I have a lot of suits I'm not longer wearing.

...

If you like it a little flashy, that is

[spacingwandering]

Details.

[yeahloads]

Details of Harry’s custom McQueen suit ©

[staszki]

[handsome-gun]

What would you name your crab bot, if you got one?

Notbuttstallion or Asscrustacea? Oh my god what about Asspincher? I'm hilarious! No, no, no Crabitalism! Okay, okay I'm gonna try to be serious. Crabcake? Clawdia? Salt... you know because you add a pinch of salt? Edward Scissorhands the third? Shelldon? Leonardo daPinchi? Hermit... the Crab?

[the-renegade-son]

Oh, oh - you get several and call them the Brothers Crabamasov!

[handsome-gun]

I like your way of thinking! You're not an idiot, you get on my list of people I don't hate, kiddo!

[the-renegade-son]

I like your positive attitude, Tovarishch Gun!

My father only has lists of people he does not like and then they disappear. Having list of people you like sounds much nicer.

[slumdog-revolutionary]

What the tea in Sanctuary? 👀

Every day Claptrap gets closer to getting ejected.

Someone spiked Moxxi’s booze, but nobody noticed until she opened the tap to refill it.

The kid’s been locked in her room for the last few days, no idea why.

And Crazy Earl gave me a class mod for my spare toothbrush.

[the-renegade-son]

He gave your toothbrush a class mod or he traded your toothbrush for class mod?

[handsome-gun]

What would you name your crab bot, if you got one?

Notbuttstallion or Asscrustacea? Oh my god what about Asspincher? I'm hilarious! No, no, no Crabitalism! Okay, okay I'm gonna try to be serious. Crabcake? Clawdia? Salt... you know because you add a pinch of salt? Edward Scissorhands the third? Shelldon? Leonardo daPinchi? Hermit... the Crab?

[the-renegade-son]

Oh, oh - you get several and call them the Brothers Crabamasov!

[askthepandoranhero]

People deserve to be provided for just because they exist.

None of us asked to be born. None of us asked to be here. May as well make it easier to exist.

[mw-sales-rep-alco]

Someone said something about "repercussions for my actions" and I'm just so confused.

What do drums have to do with anything I did?

[the-renegade-son]

No I think repercussion is when you hit head really hard, yes?

[cov-official]

UR THINKING OF CONCUSSION. REPERCUSSION IZ WEN U HIDE ALLLLL URFEELINGS

[ask-the-vaulthunter]

"No that's repression. Repercussion is a consequence of your actions. Usually it's not a good thing in my experience"

[the-renegade-son]

You ruined funny echo-net joke, tovarishch :/

[ask-the-vaulthunter]

"My bad, my bad-"

[the-renegade-son]

Is okay, not worry. :)

[mw-sales-rep-alco]

Someone said something about "repercussions for my actions" and I'm just so confused.

What do drums have to do with anything I did?

[the-renegade-son]

No I think repercussion is when you hit head really hard, yes?

[cov-official]

UR THINKING OF CONCUSSION. REPERCUSSION IZ WEN U HIDE ALLLLL URFEELINGS

[ask-the-vaulthunter]

"No that's repression. Repercussion is a consequence of your actions. Usually it's not a good thing in my experience"

[the-renegade-son]

You ruined funny echo-net joke, tovarishch :/

[mw-sales-rep-alco]

Someone said something about "repercussions for my actions" and I'm just so confused.

What do drums have to do with anything I did?

[the-renegade-son]

No I think repercussion is when you hit head really hard, yes?

[stonedhustlerslife]

Hitman with style👌🏻