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cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
i don't do bad sauce passes
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@theartofmadeline
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Kiana Khansmith
Today's Document
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@jtwlostechologs
Characters who are yellow coded not as in joy and optimism but, rather, yellow as in the first color the human eye will notice, plastered over hazard signs and school buses. Yellow as in a light so bright it burns. Yellow as in illness and disease, just waiting to infect. Yellow as deception, a cover up for something with teeth and claws and malice. Can anyone hear me
Soup delivery.
Hrrmm... I don't remember ordering soup, but uh- nice
I didn't notice was hungry.
hmmm
That’s a tarot card
-there's a loud thump against the door- Trick or treat!
[wakes up at the loud thump and falls from the sofa, faceplanting on the floor]
...nnrgh- dumb kiddos [grumbles getting up and rummaging through the pockets of his work jumpsuit. Then stops by one of his hut's shelves and rummages through that, picking up a rusty metal box]
Here, knock yourself out kiddo.
[the rusty metal box is filled with an absurd mix of hard candies (old-man kind of candies), random nuts, bolts, bullet casings, tiny gears, and some brightly coloured unlabeled candies of dubious origin. Seems like a box used to throw in all the small stuff lying around in his pockets and work clothes.]
Pick something and scram.
Best gun type?
Pistols
Assault Rifles
Shotguns
Sniper Rifles
All guns are good guns (unless they're made by Hyperion)
Vanilla extract
How long did you work at Hyperion before ending up on Pandora?
Urrgh... I think...dunno, fuck, I don't remember the exact years...
I started as an intern for the engineering dept when I graduated college, then kept working there up to when those assholes "vault hunters" exploded the eridium plant where I was stationed.
I'd say a good chunk of my lifetime??
Booze delivery. -places a 6 pack of rakk ale at the door-
...fuck I'm starting to go senile: I didn't remember ordering delivery. Oh, well, ain't say no to booze.
[goes to the door to open it and grab the 6 pack]
I hope it didn't get too warm or it'll taste like piss.
[but he'll end up drinking it: rakk ale always tastes weird]
We at Hyperion welcome all suggestions regarding how best to remove an employee-sized, cylindrical object from a larger, garbage-disposal-unit-shaped structure.
(At least: Far enough to gain access to a hand-sized and pocket-shaped structure at the centre of the cylinder in order to retrieve rectangular, computer-chip-sized object of considerable value.)
(Time-sensitive)
@ne0wise He: does that sometimes.
Cylinder guy strikes again
Here are two photos of Mr Strongfork.
Please tell Atlas which photo you as consumers prefer! For every correct answer Mr Strongfork will send you a discount code for up to 50% off your next Atlas purchase!
As well as the option to send non lethal glitter bombs to one of our competitors!
Hm. It's not easy picking what's less ugly between "midlife crisis facial hair with an attempt at handsome jack hair" and "babyface mc gee that killed thousands of people by crashing their space station"
If anyone was wondering where I went, my superior decided a good way to motivate me was to remind me that there are worse things I can be doing without having to go back to the labs. In related news, the genetic mutate MMA fights are thriving.
$45.99 per ticket!
...
...damn, that's a neat price. Way cheaper than the entrance fee for COV fighting rings.
And with a 97.3% smaller chance of being eaten!*
*applies to audience members only
...fuck, cheap and with a lower percentage of being eaten too?! Is it my birthday?
IF: it is your birthday
THEN: the surviving catpeople will sing a song for you.
Nah, I hate that.
But seeing catpeople's MMA fights is already a gift.
If anyone was wondering where I went, my superior decided a good way to motivate me was to remind me that there are worse things I can be doing without having to go back to the labs. In related news, the genetic mutate MMA fights are thriving.
$45.99 per ticket!
...
...damn, that's a neat price. Way cheaper than the entrance fee for COV fighting rings.
And with a 97.3% smaller chance of being eaten!*
*applies to audience members only
...fuck, cheap and with a lower percentage of being eaten too?! Is it my birthday?
If anyone was wondering where I went, my superior decided a good way to motivate me was to remind me that there are worse things I can be doing without having to go back to the labs. In related news, the genetic mutate MMA fights are thriving.
$45.99 per ticket!
...
...damn, that's a neat price. Way cheaper than the entrance fee for COV fighting rings.
I don't want catboys, I want catmen
I thought you were into mirrors
Wow, you're right....
I would look incredibly hot with cat years!
Maybe someone in R&D could digitally alter your code to give you the catboy ears
I don't want catboys, I want catmen
I thought you were into mirrors
You can make flesh clones? I thought you could only make those ai things
Hi! 👋
Thank you for your question! 💛
We use AI technology to emulate pre-existing personality profiles of the deceased!
Our cloning technology does not recreate memories or personality as such but focuses on projecting an existing genetic profile onto cafeteria leftovers to create soulless work-puppets! 😉
that definitely does not sound OSHA-compliant.
[Thank] you for expressing your [concerns]!
Sadly, OSHA is still not recognised as HYPERION-compliant due to repeated failure on your part to agree with the absolute correctness and necessity of everything our company does as well as repeated instances of treating human beings like human beings.
CLICK HERE FOR A 30% STUDENT DISCOUNT ON EXPLODING SAWBLADE FRISBEE GRANADES!
i would send inspectors but i'm like 99% sure you would just murder them
On behalf of our Research & Development Department, HYPERION would like to extend a sincere and hospitable: pspspspspsps
