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[amiya-shirou]

I love the fan arts of Lily from Ender Lilies chilling with the Knight from Hollow Knight. No friendship like Reserve Omelas Child x Reserve Omelas Child friendship

[allsystemsrust]

long overdue introduction to the self-made keychains of my 2 favorite games!

[sigmaleph]

gonna get a head start on claiming that wildbow isn't real and the idea of a unitary 'Worm' text written by a single author is a mistake by historians reading into the folk mythology of taylor hebert. centuries later an anonymous writer tried to pass their own work as a discovery of a lost text by the mythical wildbow figure, trying to grant it undue legitimacy within the literary tradition as a 'sequel' of sorts to Worm.

the notion that one can identify the supposed historical wildbow as john mccrae, author of the popular pactverse serials, is not taken seriously by any modern scholars.

[amiya-shirou]

[velvetterabby]

May the lilies bloom for me 🎵

I LOVE ENDER LILIES I LOVE EMDER LILIES AAAAAA this is actually a redraw lmao this is the original:

[crumpet099]

Lily warmup doodle ! Inspired by "Something irreplaceable" HSR lightcone

[lycanthrology]

parents when they watch a film that isnt shot 100% linearly with every single scene being fully explained with a literal meaning

[losernamednoa]

[dogpuppy]

Just dropped my four year old off at college. How am I going to survive all day without him

[quietwingsinthesky]

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

[dogpuppy]

[mercyseb]

Deltarune phone headcanons from months ago

[azuritesawesomearea]

berdly wouldnt dare to touch a mobile game how could you even insinuate this

[mercyseb]

He plays mobile games but keeps it a secret because he needs to blend in with the cool kids

[fae-sodapop-og]

I think it'd be extremely funny if he skipped the phone entirely & had a mobile console as his main form of communication.

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[maddoppelganger]

[dollsahoy]

It's largely airbrushed! That's why it doesn't look like you expect acrylic to look, if you're expecting it to have been applied with a traditional brush

[pandor-pandorkful]

I love how art programs have spent decades building tools to ape traditional materials and techniques digitally, while at the same time artists have gone ahead and aped the digital funk of MSpaint and bad photoshop in traditional mediums. That's just really fun to me!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

hey asshole watch where you park that marvelous flying contraption you almost scratched the brass off my ornithopter [removing my whirring brass apparatus earrings and putting on two cog-themed brass knuckles] you want to go asshole? you wanna go? I'll clean your clock man. I'll knock your sprockets off

[yaoifight-blog]

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.

changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.

a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

[no-more-daysofevilexes-deactiva]

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Reblog if you are a victim of the animes

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[were--ralph]

my hot take is you should lowk run tumblr lmao

honestly i can't do any worse than they've done already can i LMAO

[were--ralph]

in-site petition to make me CEO

YES tumblr hire immediately

absolutely not. begone

maybe not ceo but on staff sure

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[were--ralph]

Just as a heads up I'm not unbanning porn until I have a huge scandal and its a last resort bc my youtube apology video didnt work and i need a distraction from the bad attention and callout posts

[were--ralph]

I would because after I get fired for embezzling funds to support my addiction to Dr Pepper and furry commissions i would lose in court but it'd still be on my resume and also the judge can't take my furry commissions so it's 100% win for me

[eshasunrise]

If the public demands the ceo spend a portion of operations on Dr.Pepper and Furry Porn, and you report it as such, then it isn't embezzlement.

[were--ralph]

If the public demands it who am i to deny myself the pleasures of life