The Road Warrior

30, queer, QMHP, QIDP parent of 2 rabbits and 2 cats

[spector]

the THOT pose HELLO, he really thought he was answering a call from some space grindr hookup i CANNOT believe this… the one knee propped up ….. gay kings only

[spector]

happy star wars day

[everythingfox]

Morse code cat

(via)

[teathattast]

[anxietyproblem]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[judoviking]

rb to be rinsed and squeezed

[will0wisps]

soup

[official-megumin]

@a-sentient-cup

[a-sentient-cup]

@official-megumin

[anxietyproblem]

[riyus-things-deactivated2024040]

Literally me with zero focus capacity 🙄or with hiper noticing capacity;)

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[kipplekipple]

This post has absolutely everything I could ever want.

[gigithedolly]

@grout-bog-slime

[dragonbear-owlturtle]

[hillbees]

oh, you're praying to God? he's not gonna fuck you you know

[void-mori]

[creepish]

baby girl i have avoided situations that don’t even exist yet

[catchymemes]

[tio-trile]

When I was a kid in Chengdu, China, there’s a public phone number you could call to ask about general stuff like train schedule, the weather, phone numbers to businesses, etc. I thought I could ask them anything, so I once called the number and asked “do pineapples grow on trees or the ground?” and the operator, after a moment of silence, said “go ask your mom” and hung up.

[mochisquish]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tranakinskywalker420]

[seabassapologist]

[bebx]

IM F***ING DEAD?????

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Stop telling people I’m dead”

“Sometimes I can still hear his voice on the wind...”

[unexplained-occurrences]

[render94]

typewriter!

[theclockworkjudas]

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

[silly-jellyghoty]

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

[ironwoman359]

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

[alexseanchai]

now that is a writing mood

[whetstonefires]

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

[socialmaya]