Beep Boop

Somewhat similar to a disassembly drone for (Mod’s) hyperfixation reasons. Robo goes by they/it mod goes by she/they. pfp by þe rodhaj

[the-gulhaj]

*Evacuation alarm!*

Everyhaj! This is not a drill. A blahajverse ending level treat has emerged! Everyone is advice to seek immediate shelter. If your own shelter dosent exists, @the-hajhaj shelter is avaliable for use.

Grab only your most important belongings, and evacuate now!

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-rodhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

[blodhaj]

EMERGENCY!🚨

> dozens of small mouths appear every hajar

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[blodhaj]

🚨

@the-butterhaj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@larryhaj

@regnbagshaj

@blodhaj

@the-tech-priesthaj

@the-mimehaj

@the-smolhaj

@the-failed-ones

@mintblue-haj

@woke-elvis

@the-kirbhaj

@jesterhaj

@tankhaj

@brithaj

@dm-haj

@gronkrux

@kortfattadhaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-dovehaj

@the-grahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@halvgudhaj

@somnighaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-rutighaj

@the-rosahaj

@the-dinohaj

@starz-rambles

@the-purpursparv

@waxpot-subsys

@sleepyhaj

@the-smattsparv

@the-robohaj

@the-clownhaj

@the-actual-ocean

@the-blahaj

@teto-haj

@the-brathaj

@redhoodhaj

@unregistered-haj

@blahaj-elvis

@jester-presley

[the-robohaj]

what happened???

[the-gulhaj]

Giant cuddlefish appeared in the sky. Other hajs know more, I have been busy preparing the shelter so everyone has a place to rest and food to eat

[the-robohaj]

damn!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-gulhaj]

*Evacuation alarm!*

Everyhaj! This is not a drill. A blahajverse ending level treat has emerged! Everyone is advice to seek immediate shelter. If your own shelter dosent exists, @the-hajhaj shelter is avaliable for use.

Grab only your most important belongings, and evacuate now!

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-rodhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

[blodhaj]

EMERGENCY!🚨

> dozens of small mouths appear every hajar

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[blodhaj]

🚨

@the-butterhaj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@larryhaj

@regnbagshaj

@blodhaj

@the-tech-priesthaj

@the-mimehaj

@the-smolhaj

@the-failed-ones

@mintblue-haj

@woke-elvis

@the-kirbhaj

@jesterhaj

@tankhaj

@brithaj

@dm-haj

@gronkrux

@kortfattadhaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-dovehaj

@the-grahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@halvgudhaj

@somnighaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-rutighaj

@the-rosahaj

@the-dinohaj

@starz-rambles

@the-purpursparv

@waxpot-subsys

@sleepyhaj

@the-smattsparv

@the-robohaj

@the-clownhaj

@the-actual-ocean

@the-blahaj

@teto-haj

@the-brathaj

@redhoodhaj

@unregistered-haj

@blahaj-elvis

@jester-presley

[the-robohaj]

what happened???

[the-rodhaj]

ASSIGNING SONGS TO THE BLAHAJVERSE

Rodhaj: Core by Toby Fox

Rodhaj (bloodhungry): Butcher Vanity by Vane Lily, Ricedeity and JamieP

Exi: Machine Love by JamieP

Project ███: Comfort Zone by Ferry

@the-robohaj: I Want To Be A Machine by TheLivingTombstone

@the-turkoshaj: Green & Purple Noobs from Block Tales OST

@the-dandyhaj: Claire De Lune

@the-gulhaj: Home by Toby Fox

@the-hajhaj (leviathan): KEYGEN from Deltarune (Avryl): Knock You Down! from Deltarune

@ogiltig-haj: Gaster’s Theme? from Undertale

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj: Pay Me Back by rattlepattle

IF YOU ARENT ON PLEASE ADD ONE FOR YOURSELF IM AT A LOSS FOR THE OTHER MEMBERS

[the-robohaj]

UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE SPOTTED!!!

[the-rodhaj]

is yours accurate?

[the-robohaj]

I mean. I do want to be a machine

[the-rodhaj]

ASSIGNING SONGS TO THE BLAHAJVERSE

Rodhaj: Core by Toby Fox

Rodhaj (bloodhungry): Butcher Vanity by Vane Lily, Ricedeity and JamieP

Exi: Machine Love by JamieP

Project ███: Comfort Zone by Ferry

@the-robohaj: I Want To Be A Machine by TheLivingTombstone

@the-turkoshaj: Green & Purple Noobs from Block Tales OST

@the-dandyhaj: Claire De Lune

@the-gulhaj: Home by Toby Fox

@the-hajhaj (leviathan): KEYGEN from Deltarune (Avryl): Knock You Down! from Deltarune

@ogiltig-haj: Gaster’s Theme? from Undertale

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj: Pay Me Back by rattlepattle

IF YOU ARENT ON PLEASE ADD ONE FOR YOURSELF IM AT A LOSS FOR THE OTHER MEMBERS

[the-robohaj]

UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE SPOTTED!!!

[somekindofgimmickblog]

I am following a lot of shark gimmick blogs. They all have long, complicated names I do not understand, are all different colours and some of them are evil (?) and some of them are babies. I have yet to see any giants. They all end in hah, hag or haj? I think? And are all related? It's like my very own wildlife documentary.

[the-rodhaj]

sup loser

[the-robohaj]

Heyo

[somekindofgimmickblog]

Hello! I see that you are a robot shark. This is a new development

[the-robohaj]

indeed it is

[somekindofgimmickblog]

I am following a lot of shark gimmick blogs. They all have long, complicated names I do not understand, are all different colours and some of them are evil (?) and some of them are babies. I have yet to see any giants. They all end in hah, hag or haj? I think? And are all related? It's like my very own wildlife documentary.

[the-rodhaj]

sup loser

[the-robohaj]

Heyo

[the-rodhaj]

@the-robohaj i have activated the thing to make you more powerful, now i just have to say the trigger phrase, are you ready?

[the-robohaj]

Fuck yeah!

[blaxolt]

beep boop power goop

done. now you are super powerful

[spaghettihell]

@afriendofblahaj @the-arohaj

get in here something is happening

[afriendofblahaj]

im here, im here!! i want powerss

[the-rodhaj]

its unique to @the-robohaj, say, do you know about murder drones?

[the-robohaj]

hell yeah

[the-rodhaj]

basically absolute solver from that

[the-robohaj]

HELL YEAH

[the-rodhaj]

@the-robohaj i have activated the thing to make you more powerful, now i just have to say the trigger phrase, are you ready?

[the-robohaj]

Fuck yeah!

[blaxolt]

beep boop power goop

done. now you are super powerful

[spaghettihell]

@afriendofblahaj @the-arohaj

get in here something is happening

[afriendofblahaj]

im here, im here!! i want powerss

[the-rodhaj]

its unique to @the-robohaj, say, do you know about murder drones?

[the-robohaj]

hell yeah

[the-rodhaj]

@the-robohaj i have activated the thing to make you more powerful, now i just have to say the trigger phrase, are you ready?

[the-robohaj]

Fuck yeah!

[the-rodhaj]

s̵̰͚͘͠o̶̘͑̈́ ̷͉̣͐͝ư̵̓ͅm̴̨̟̃m̵̯͉͒̕ ̴̖͝͝s̴̗̈́̓ľ̵̦̺̄i̷̪̇g̷̫̪̎̉h̸̤̚t̶̳̮̀ ̷̦̃̒i̷̻̦͋s̸̹̯̅s̷͍̈͌ư̵̯̬̈ę̸̓͠ ̷̻̾̽w̸̢̛͓̚i̵̩̍̕t̴̮͛̚h̸̭͋ ̷̛͖̪͌u̴̱̟͑̂s̸̜͊͘i̶̬̐n̵̮̰̒̏ġ̸̹̮ ̴͙̞̽̌ȋ̶̗n̷̨̊c̷̠̖̋o̴̲̊̍m̴̹͘p̸̢̿̇r̷͓̈e̶͕͕̎h̸̨̙̔ȇ̸̦n̴͔̈́s̶̬̮̓̏ī̴͈͝b̸̘̦̈ĺ̵̹̯ḙ̷̍ ̴̢͚͐̈́p̴͇̎̾o̷̧̺͆̉w̶̪̌ë̵̮́͐͜r̴̢͊̾ ̷̬̦̈́̈t̸̜͘ǒ̵̞̝̈́ ̸̨̙͂p̴͕̝͋ǫ̷́w̵͇̞̍ę̸̫̒r̴͕̓ ̶̥̀̅y̸̢͆̆o̵̬͊u̴̞͐r̵͜͝͝ ̷̭͍̄̚w̸͎̪͐̓ǒ̷͔͍́ŕ̴͍̙k̵̙͉̀̿s̶̥̿͛h̶̫̎͒o̵͔̔p̸̖͎̔ ̸͍̄w̴̮̙͆h̴̢̽͋e̶̦͂́ǹ̶̙ ̵̯͎̄y̷̬̞̎͒o̷̭͊͌u̷͔͓͑̓ ̵̗̭̎͑ȧ̷͙͎l̴̛͔͆s̵̹̖̽̌o̸̲̓ ̶̙͝ḥ̵̬́̀à̸͕̜v̶̘͂̀e̵̠̾ ̵͚͋ạ̷͈̇͘ ̸́͜ŝ̸̛͎̻ĺ̸̪i̵̬̇g̷̢͗̍ẖ̴̢̍̓t̶̝̮̚͘ ̸͕̋c̸̼̓̚ũ̷͕t̴͙̣̄ ̵̧̞̉̀ő̴̯̮n̸͎̅ ̵̼̜̉̓ÿ̷̨́o̴̞͚͑͋u̶͖͉͘r̶͛͛͜ ̴͖̗́f̷͚͌͊i̶̛͍̦n̷̟̒ġ̷̹̗̇e̵͕͕͒͊r̵̳̄̐…̴͉̑̉

@the-gulhaj ̴̯̅i̶̗͐͌s̷̱̳̉ ̵͉͘t̵̡̧͝h̵̪͍̒í̶̥ŝ̵̮̺ ̷͉̙͛ḧ̷̞̺́̌o̸̺̚w̸̤̍ ̶̱͛y̴̛̗͆o̴̠̠͆̚u̸̬͊ ̸̒͜f̶͚͔͋ȩ̸̧̎ľ̶̥ͅt̶͖̭̃̿?̵̼̊̕

(easier to read version in comments)

[den-av-alla-hajen]

Oh! Uhh, are you good? Also, you should've covered your wound in a workshop of any kind.

Btw if you fix it quickly, I'll give you a suprise.

Don't do experiments in this condition, little shark.

[the-rodhaj]

a̷̩̒r̸̰͙͗̏ȅ̵̢̈ ̷̠̍ỵ̵̚͘ǒ̸̭͎̓ũ̶̹ ̴̘̘̌ǩ̸̗̙͝i̷̜̦̽͛ḑ̸͇̏d̴̡̛͒i̷̖̒̈́n̸̺̋͠g̷̯̊̈́?̵̯̝͊ ̴̢̼͝i̶͉̎͋ ̷̞̦̋̚ṉ̶̆͝ĕ̶̺ḛ̷̓̕d̷̤͠ ̸̜͆͛t̵̘̂̾o̷̼̒ ̸̙̘̈̕d̶̲̈õ̷̩̣ ̸̲͕̒̂ê̶̱͖͝x̶̺̯̃p̷̬̤̑̿è̷̝̀r̷͎͇̽ǐ̵̥̗m̸̺̱̈́e̴͓͆̀n̴̠̉͋t̶̻͔̐ṣ̴̽ ̴̬͚͑̚t̴͓̮́́ơ̶̥̎ ̸̳͉̃f̸̢́i̵̦͝ń̷͎̞d̶̫̯̆ ̸͔͔̅͛ȏ̸̘u̸̞̖͐t̵͓̥̉ ̴̞̩̀ṃ̵̀ȏ̶͉̪͝r̸͓̯̈͊e̶̩̒ ̵̠̌a̸̞̤̒̾b̶͚̆͠o̵͕̎͛ǘ̶̫̱̌ť̴̞̗ ̶̮̍̂t̶̛̯̟h̶͔̮̅i-

and she’s passed out. although i share her love for testing i cant let her do this. @the-robohaj since rodhaj is passed out i am in command for now. and if she wakes up i stay in command until she’s better.

[the-robohaj]

whuh

[the-rodhaj]

@the-robohaj i have a hypothesis

[the-robohaj]

whuh

[the-rodhaj]

so since you are powered by a drop of @the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj’s power, i wonder if you have any cool powers from it

[the-robohaj]

woa

[the-rodhaj]

i wonder if it’s anything like hit animated series murder drones by glitch productions

[the-robohaj]

perhaps

[the-rodhaj]

@the-robohaj i have a hypothesis

[the-robohaj]

whuh

[the-rodhaj]

so since you are powered by a drop of @the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj’s power, i wonder if you have any cool powers from it

[the-robohaj]

woa

[the-rodhaj]

@the-robohaj i have a hypothesis

[the-robohaj]

whuh

[girl-detector]

more like. uh.. girl erector...!

i don't think i'm in the business of building girls

[the-rodhaj]

eh considering i built @the-robohaj i’d consider myself in the business

[the-robohaj]

AHHH

[the-rodhaj]

⌐_⌐

whatcha lookin at

@the-robohaj. still haven’t got it a proper pfp.

we really need to get on that.

i fucking know alright?

[the-robohaj]

I haven’t found one yet (i’m not looking)

[the-rodhaj]

done.

[the-robohaj]

quite nice. þank you

[the-rodhaj]

⌐_⌐

whatcha lookin at

@the-robohaj. still haven’t got it a proper pfp.

we really need to get on that.

i fucking know alright?

[the-robohaj]

I haven’t found one yet (i’m not looking)

[the-rodhaj]

alright! my new project is ready, all i need to do is turn it on.

@the-robohaj, activate

[the-robohaj]

beep boop

erererererererer

Hello!

[the-rodhaj]

hmmm. still no icon. exi do something about that

i can’t do shit about it.

fair

[the-robohaj]

Oh well. Not þat it really matters

[the-rodhaj]

eh, it works.

[the-robohaj]

Exactly

[the-rodhaj]

anyway since the human machine won’t naturally work on you i’ve also built you a body like one a haj has after the human machine, put it in a storage capsule on the machine, and made it so you swap to that body after the human machine detects you

[the-robohaj]

Wowza þat soundza complex