The SCP Foundation

Secure. Contain. Protect.

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

We are the SCP Foundation,

Here due to the rise in anomalous activity in what you call "The offical-verse"

We always need new employees, as they tend to ""quit"" very quickly.

Remember, Secure, Contain, Protect,

And also remember our walls are grey, our floors are grey and our morals are grey!

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This is just a silly blog for jokes and laughs, sometimes I may get some things wrong but just lmk if I do,

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Main thing: I will be making SCP or employee sheets for officalverse blogs, So lmk ones you would like to see or if you'd wanna have one!

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Feel free to send asks about SCP questions or facility questions but please do not ask about ₮ⱧɆ ฿ØĐłɆ₴ ł₦ ₮ⱧɆ ₩₳₮ɆⱤ. /ref and @the-scp-foundation-offical if you see something that needs to be contained.

You can send asks to specific scientists (check the wiki for more info) if you want.

Mod uses she/her, but I will mainly be rping as the foundations social media manager (he/him) also dont ask about the logistics of a super secret facility having social media it's all for fun.

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[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Hi! So- I have been posting really irregularly (or not at all)

Been very busy and a little stressed irl, but I'm gonna try and post again because I do enjoy it alot

Sorry to anyone waiting for their scp sheet I promise I'll get to it-

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Hey

I uhm

I let the peanut man or whatever he’s called out again by accident

Am I gonna get fire for that

oh no

not again,

Uhh as long as no one dies, you probably won't get amnestics..

[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[nbsilvally]

everyone on this post is in a containment zone now.

[helloareyouheremdfan]

@the-scp-foundation-offical

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

HELLO IT IS I, A GIANT DUCK

I AM HERE TO WREAK HAVOC

(aka: give lots of candy and start a smol fire)

How small is a smol fire.. Cause I feel like a giant duck may have different definitions of small

[giantduckoffical]

Urmmm..... not deadly but inconvenient...? (:

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

......

...You can start one fire, anymore and we have to contain you

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

27 pipe bombs, except only one is real, the rest are cake and you have to guess which one is real (or they could all be real and one is cake)

Hmmm

*bites into pipe bomb* oh fu- *explodes*

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

.... Hey! :]

personwhowantstobecomeadclasssayswhat

[a-therapist-offical]

Foundation we have ralked about this, You can't trick people intro becoming D class, it hurts the spirit of our actual workers and makes people want to join Even less

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Awwww man, but In my defense! Most of our d class are on death row so I doubt their in good spirits either way..

[a-therapist-offical]

If most of your d clases are in death row, the why atracting people like this, may i ask?

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Okay listen they die like really fast, we are kinda running surprisingly low on criminals rn 😔

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Backwards pipebomb that explodes at the user who puts the pipebomb AH SHI-

HAHA FINALLY I DIDN'T EXPLODE

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

wof :3

thefleshneedsasacrifice.

i meen woofff...

@borzoi-offical

Aw... What a cute and not suspicious borzoi :D

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

.... Hey! :]

personwhowantstobecomeadclasssayswhat

[a-therapist-offical]

Foundation we have ralked about this, You can't trick people intro becoming D class, it hurts the spirit of our actual workers and makes people want to join Even less

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Awwww man, but In my defense! Most of our d class are on death row so I doubt their in good spirits either way..

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Just how many anomalies do you have that can turn me into a girl

because I want them all

We got.... SCP-6113 and SCP-113 (plus SCP-2269 but I'm pretty sure it's not a canon scp)

And I could always accidentally leave the containment room for scp-113 open :3

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

.... Hey! :]

personwhowantstobecomeadclasssayswhat

[yharon314]

what

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

ANOTHER D CLASS GET THEM!

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Pipe bomb but PINK

OH GOD DAMMIT NOT AG- *explodes but pink this time*

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

HELLO IT IS I, A GIANT DUCK

I AM HERE TO WREAK HAVOC

(aka: give lots of candy and start a smol fire)

How small is a smol fire.. Cause I feel like a giant duck may have different definitions of small

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

From the serpent’s hand :3

OH GOD DAMMIT THIS IS THE SECOND PIPE BO- *explodes*

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

hey im hungry can i borrow jim for a second

Oh sure go ahead :D

I see no issues with this

[the-scp-foundation-offical]

Hi, i think my friend is an entity that needs to be secured and contained.

She never sleeps, shes weird, she talks a lot, she can do back flips, she understands math

Oh yeah, and she multiplies into multiple clones whenever she takes the slightest sip of alcohol. The more she drinks the more clones appear.

Im afraid she's been eating the citizens of my town.

She can understand math...?! Definitely anomalous.

The eating people is prolly bad too I think