The Scrypt Keyper

Cas. 21. Aspiring writer. Addict-fan of Supernatural, Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, Soul Eater, Homestuck, and other things may be posted on my dash. Enjoy.

[cartooninsomnia]

Commission for a friend, mango.indisguise on Insta

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[guy]

ancient relics

[d-structive]

…Childhood…It hurts…

[tiptoe39]

obsolete life hacks

[konoko]

The chirps of friendly neighborhood cats greeting you when walking by

little fren

[prokopetz]

Fantasy worldbuilding tip #137: most of the time, the word you're looking for is "wild", not "feral". Though the term may be used in other ways when referring to individual animals, when referring to a whole species, "feral" specifically means a group of creatures which are born wild, but are descended from domesticated stock. Thus, if you call a fantasy species that you invented "feral", you're necessarily implying that there exists a domesticated version of whatever it is.

This may in fact be what you intend, but best be explicit if you do!

[streetlight-spam]

man i need to relax *puts on terrifying stressful horror podcast*

[backtoaugust-ts]

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

[young-and-stupid-oliver]

Things You Can Eat in Stardew Valley:

-Poisonous mushrooms

-Random flowers that don't actually do anything when you eat them

-An entire bottle of pure truffle oil

-An entire raw egg

-Tree sap

Things You Cannot Eat in Stardew Valley:

-Mayonnaise

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[cartooninsomnia]

Normalize making a pinup calendar for your DnD campaign…

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[everythingfox]

Sad pupper

(via)

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

were I a figure in a Greek tragedy I simply would not eat unidentifiable meat at a banquet unless all my relatives were accounted for

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you show up to my banquet and eat your fill and only then do I reveal that I prepared your Impossible Burger out of your beloved soybean plant which you loved like a son

[tlirsgender]

There's gotta be a better way of talking about fatigue cause I'll be standing there in the fucking trenches like thousand yard stare and I explain this as "I didn't sleep well last night." & everyone's just like "lol that's Sleepy Kurt! Why don't you go to bed earlier" I'll kill us both

[tlirsgender]

I've never slept well in my life I'm haunted by visions this is a symptom of like five different things wrong with me and nobody takes it seriously because all I can say is "I'm tired" if I had enough energy I would snap one of these days

[armedjoy]

"a child's school lunch debt" is a string of words that should instantly radicalize anyone, burning through the fog of bullshit like a ten quadrillion-candlepower spotlight. and yet...

[winkuzz]

The beta kids

[Please reblog if you can <3 It helps out a lot]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[cartooninsomnia]

You guys like Bigtop Burger?