[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Be kind to your friends and to yourself <3

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

[eraserheadadult]

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[cecenyss]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[nonetoon]

Will websites implode on themselves if they don’t move the buttons around every month or what

[ziggyzagreus]

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[thegaymertrainer]

🍯 🐻

[daaaaanver]

Jimmy is tearing it tf up

get it Jimmy

[cheeky-orchid]

In slavic languages the word 'bear' literally comes from 'honey eater'

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[only-tiktoks]

[polishbarnowl]

[kyraneko]

Perfectly in time with the music, too.

[revscarecrow]

[ceruleanfuckup]

[stuckinapril]

[softwaring]

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[hatesaltrat]

I’m fuckin howling at this!

“Ooh, another one is gone”

The funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

[hatesaltrat]

I’ve sent this to so many people today and I giggle each time all over again.

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]