i don't know shit my dude! not a fuck

amethyst (or alexander) 17 y/o agender they/them/theirs

[littlechaosgremlin]

Seasonal Depression, tag urself.

[leaftheory]

Self care is playing Pocket Camp at 2 am

[unexplained-events]

Headstone found in the Goldfield Pioneer Cemetery, Nevada .

[spookysouthwest]

In 1908, “library paste” would have been a mixture of flour, water, and alum. Likely the man was a vagrant, searching the town’s trash for something to eat; flour and water might have seemed reasonable. But in such large quantities as antique library paste–around 60%–alum is toxic. 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

*republicans flip gender switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

[nursemchurt]

[bellaswansong]

the intentions are cursed but the outcome is blessed

[cassianandor-deactivated2025022]

can you imagine…….. your mom is like leia fucking organa……. rebellion legend that actively participated in the empire’s fall…… force sensitive…. a general…… dresses like the royalty she always has been….. twin sister of the coolest gay in the galaxy…. and you go and join the dark side to do some horrendous shit like exploding planets and vaping your grandpa’s ashes

i can’t even do some really dumb shit sometimes bc i think “what leia would think of me if she saw this”. this is a wild concept

[mediamattersforamerica]

A must-watch: MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle reminds everyone of the known sexual assault accusations against Donald Trump, one by one, in detail.

[localstarboy]

[with-practice]

Nigga I almost fell out my chair.lmfaooo

[crustysvm]

Lmfaoooooooo I hate this so much

[taikos]

lmfao the one with the truck tho, roles reversed

[theocseason4]

[the-smallest-owain]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I’m a discord cryptid. I join your server, say a few things, then leave. sometimes I’m spotted trying to start a conversation but then feel awkward when no one responds and everyone already knows each other so I leave again.

[purrfectsquad]

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tableful of kitties yawning and stretching their paws😻🐾 | Credit here

[ihealu]

@princessmooncake

[shigironki]

@enygmass

[floweryien]

@nvalee

[slimetony]

They made a robot do a backflip

[slimetony]

Not sure whats going on in boston but they taught the robot to backflip

[haiku-robot]

not sure whats going on in boston but they taught the robot to backflip

^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | Beep-boop!

[ednursey]

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[virgoassbitch]

😁🙂🍵 just sayin

[virgoassbitch]

the most water sign-esque reaction to a joke about water signs

[deceptipup]