The-Snult

We like snails professionally.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

Young Man, There’s A Slug On My Face, I said Young Man, Snails Are All Over The Place

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

[cowthropologist]

the firste meyme

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

And my favorite one here

[anothersolarpunk]

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

[lizardywizard]

snail aliens, or snaliens,

[sinbadism]

probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

[streakoflavender]

the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

[sinbadism]

ok thats even funnier

[world-enough-and-time]

This is hands down one of my favourite posts on Tumblr.

[rockpapertheodore]

“Fuckin snails, I’m gonna draw me some God damn knights killing the shit out of these shell slime fucks. Teach them to fucking ruin my herbs. Assholes.”

[destinyrush]

Can we talk about these precious babies that embody Black girl magic 🙌🏾

[cynfinnegan]

All of them are as brilliant as stars.

[candiikismet]

I aspire to be like these girls’ mothers. Can you imagine having a child so bright, realizing it, and then giving them the resources and platform to use their gifts? So many children are this talented and we will never know about them because of lack of support or funding.

[jennifero77-deactivated20210125]

How often do you sin?

@catrchckern @glitterays @zagzig @jetpackred @suburbiangothic

[the-snult]

Incorrect snult quote #8329

Jenn: bi the way—

Cainey: This is a real life conversation so technically I can't see how you're spelling it, but I know you're making another god damn bisexual joke.

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[the-snult]

Incorrect Snult Quote #17

Charley: ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK >:(

Cainey: do you

Charley: *tearfully* yes :(

[the-snult]

Incorrect snult quote #2135

Snult: *about to surprise attack Ethan*

Zach: So what's the plan?

Jenn: I've been saving this for months...

Jenn: *pulls out a jar of dead bees*

Snult:

Jenn: New plan, we need to find fresh bees.

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[fmelku]

[beigetype]

[jennifero77-deactivated20210125]

Sneko Snatsume

@glitterays @zagzig @catrchckern @camsiado @suburbiangothic

[jennifero77-deactivated20210125]

Snult URL Speech Bubbles

@catrchckern @glitterays @camsiado @suburbiangothic @zagzig​

[pixiebot]

snult wool palletes!! in order: cainey - frenchie zach - jenn charley - maeve

[pixiebot]

Snult Pixels~

so here’s something i worked on for about 3 hours!! im quite happy w how they turned out actually <; rip i cant draw zach for anything im s o sorry friend, i Tried

@suburbiangothic @jennifero77 @camsiado @zagzig @catrchckern

[pisspng-remade-deactivated20151]

rare snepe (snail pepe)

[suburbiangothic]

snult idea numero uno

they’re all crowded around a campfire with the stars up above us. charley is pulling (not too) spooky stories out of her ass and making popcorn. cainey is laying on the soft grass, looking up at the clear night sky and marveling at the bright stars above their head. after spooky stories are over, jenn plays us a song and we roast marshmallows and make s'mores. frenchie is making sure charley and jenn dont attract bears by being super loud, as usual. they all have a good time and are safe.

[hydrogencellophane]

“Welcome to the Snack (Snail Black) Snarade (Snail Parade)”

When I was a young snoy (snail boy), my snather (snail father) took sne (snail me) into the snity (snail city) to see a snarching (snail marching) snand (snail band).

He said, “snon (snail son) when you grow up, would you be the snavior (snail savior) of the snoken (snail broken), the sneaten (snail beaten), and the snamned (snail damned)? Because one snay (snail day), I’ll leave you, a snantom (snail phantom), to lead you in the snummer (snail summer), to join the snack (snail black) snarade (snail parade).”

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SNOY (SNAIL BOY), MY SNATHER (SNAIL FATHER) TOOK SNE (SNAIL ME) INTO THE SNITY (SNAIL CITY) TO SEE A SNARCHING (SNAIL MARCHING) SNAND (SNAIL BAND)! HE SAID, “SNON (SNAIL SON) WHEN YOU GROW UP, WOULD YOU BE THE SNAVIOR (SNAIL SAVIOR) OF THE SNOKEN (SNAIL BROKEN), THE SNEATEN (SNAIL BEATEN), AND THE SNAMNED (SNAIL DAMNED)?”

Sometimes I get the sneeling (snail feeling) she’s watching over sne (snail me), and other times I sneel (snail feel) like I should go, and through it all, the snise (snail rise) and snall (snail fall), the snodies (snail bodies) in the sneets (snail streets), and when you’re gone we want you all to know.

We’ll snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), Your snemory (snail memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and in my sneart (snail heart) I can’t contain it, the snanthem (snail anthem) won’t explain it.

A snorld (snail world) that sends you reeling from decimated sneams (snail dreams), your snisery (snail misery) and snate (snail hate) will kill us all. So snaint (snail paint) it snack (snail black) and snake (snail take) it back, let’s snout (snail shout) it snoud (snail loud) and snear (snail clear), snefiant (snail defiant) to the end we hear the snall (snail call).

To snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), your snemory (snail memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snoken (snail broken) and snefeated (snail defeated), your sneary (snail weary) snidow (snail widow) snarches (snail marches)  

On and on we snarry (snail carry) through the snears (snail fears), ooh oh ohhhh, snisappointed (snail disappointed) snaces (snail faces) of your sneers (snail peers), ooh oh ohhhh, take a snook (snail look) at sne (snail me) cause I could not snare (snail care) at all

  Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake (snail take) my sneart (snail heart). Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part). I won’t snexplain (snail explain) or say I’m snorry (snail sorry). I’m snunashamed (snail unashamed), I’m snonna (snail gonna) show my snars (snail scars). Give a sneer (snail cheer) for all the snoken (snail broken). Snisten (snail listen) here, snecause (snail because) it’s who we are. I’m just a snan (snail man), I’m not a snero (snail hero). Just a snoy (snail boy), who had to sning (snail sing) this snong (snail song). I’m just a snan (snail man), I’m not a snero (snail hero).

 I Don’t Snare (snail care)!

We’ll snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), your snemory (snail  memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snoken (snail broken) and snefeated (snail defeated), your sneary (snail weary) snidow (snail widow) snarches (snail marches) on.  

Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake (snail take) my sneart (snail heart). Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part), [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on] Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on], snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake  (snail take) my sneart (snail heart) [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on]. Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part) [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on!]