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Jane Crowther - Birdwatching.

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Cinderella (1950)

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#Insomniac Mood

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If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.

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Isn’t this how most people get haunted

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I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.

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Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.

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Okay so imagine your Standard Medieval European Fantasy Setting™. Now imagine there’s no magic. Like there’s still a concept of it sure, with superstitions and all that. But you will never encounter an actual wizard or anything.

But you know what is in this otherwise-fantasy setting? Superpower mutations.

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Sir Lawrence, the otherwise unremarkable knight who once outran his own horse and traveled four hours without rest to alert his lord of another lord’s treason and impending invasion.

The Sage of the North is shrouded in rumor and mystery; some say he is a holy man, blessed by God and able to work miracles. Others think he is closer to a witch than a priest, and still others believe he is simply a sage and healer whose skill has grown unrivaled in his old age. In comparison to these stories, the known fact that he lives beneath a freezing waterfall unbothered by the cold or lack of air barely raises any interest.

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Scandinavian folklore is often Like That, there’s a whole subgenre of “hero collects men with really specific skills to win the hand of the princess” (like a guy who can run so fast you can’t see him move, a guy who can hear stuff on the other side of the world, and a guy who can shoot an arrow through an acorn from 10 miles away) and it’s not counted as sorcery but as just those guys can Do That.

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Round Table of Guys Who Can Do That

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“My liege, I knoweth a guy.”

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Pantone 5635 color match.

A piece of broken off tree branch covered by a family of Lichen. They usually grow together on tree branches and signify good air quality. Found it on my walk to my son’s school. Looks like tiny alien plants. If you zoom in, you’ll see that the leafy one got some tiny black hairs 😁.