Keeper of the Souls

im just trying to survive | bi/ace | she/they | https://linktr.ee/thesoulkeeper

[unbotheredmuse]

[redandbluebracket]

This might be my favorite submission so far

[asidfblisdubf-deactivated202105]

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

[little-miss-mash]

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

[little-miss-mash]

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

[aflo]

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[velvetys]

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[the-soul-keeper]

Whats better than having a best friend that you wish you could kiss?

Having two best friends you wish you could kiss 😳

[probablybadrpgideas]

Give NPC thieves the ability to, with a failed dex save, steal a character’s status as a PC.

[parme-san]

this is so great they should make more movies i don't have to watch

[vicholas]

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

[vicholas]

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

[distatefulheadcanons]

Goncharov (1973) is the most tangible proof of a hive mind on Tumblr.

Two days ago Goncharov existed in a microcosm. It was a name. Nothing else.

A little push, in the form of a movie poster, and suddenly the fabric of the universe shifted and a rich, deep body of source material was formed. There are reviews, mood boards, essays, fanfiction, character studies. You name it, it exists. And it happened in roughly a 24-hour span of time.

And the execution was FLAWLESS.

Every post that adds a bit of plot to the narrative has been shockingly cohesive. Seamless, even. We assigned ourselves a ship or two and just *went* with it. There's civilized discourse about the actual meaning behind Goncharov. I'm witnessing people engage in scholarly debates about the best mafia movie (n)ever made.

It's as if a singular being set a marble in motion on the Rube Goldberg Machine of Tumblr and by some miracle, we were all the moving pieces to make this happen.

Despite witnessing its creation, I've had to check Google multiple times to confirm this movie does not actually exist. The ruse is simply that convincing.

This might be the greatest collaborative effort ever put forth into creating a piece of media. Congrats guys.

[biglawbear]

Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

[the-soul-keeper]

Show up one day to discover there's a bunch of memes about a movie that doesn't exist and idk why I'm surprised this isn't even the first time we as a website made a bunch of memes about a fake media piece

[the-soul-keeper]

Okay I've been here like an hour and I'm already obsessed. The fact that tumblr can make me so desperate wish to watch a 50 year old movie in a genre I couldn't give a shit about, and I can't even watch it cause it doesn't stream ANYWHERE?? No where else could I find that

[princessamericachavez]

But is Goncharov queerbating or is the subtext canon? Pls tell me before I have to sit down and watch it (also no, if it’s “supernatural-canon” it doesn’t count)

[leseigneurdelorage]

well in the books by Alberto Milano, there's no queerness, and in both movie and books, Katya doesnt' love Sofia back. But in the movie Sofia is totally a lesbian and Andrey sure looks bi even if it never amounts to anything more than "the fans think he's in love with Ilia". Also in both Ilia is totally Katyasexual so the whole "Andrey x Ilia" ship doesn't really exist.

I don't know if I would call it queerbaiting though because most of the "gay ships" are actually just invented by the fandom from nothing, not a present subtext that never amounts to anything.

[the-soul-keeper]

My question is are the writers queerbaiting or is it actually just queercoded? It was the 70s after all...

[wakingfromthewater]

Hey man, whatever lorems your ipsum

[breastforce]

Say what you will about Scarlet and Violet's bug problem but one upside is that the speedruns for this game are going to be fucking bonkers

[breastforce]

Oh my god. I can not wait to see what people come up with for this