[the-spice-rack]

Well its been five years since I last used this hell site let’s see how long my self imposed Twitter banishment lasts.

[deejay]

[penroseparticle]

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

[meduseld]

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

[hush-city]

[lightlydodie-deactivated2018120]

gay culture is wearing the same flannel twice because closed flannel and open flannel with a t shirt underneath are two completely different outfits

[thenatsdorf]

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[naaraixo]

OH MY GOD

[shitpit88]

im usually very anti-picasso and anti-great modernist painters in general but i just found this painting he did of a cat check it out

i like it

[zsaber]

Wifi is just boneless internet

[tomnombomb]

FUCK OFF

[lizclimo]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[carbink]

reblog to get sued instantly

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[glitterysouldinosaur-blog]

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

[k-eke]

Please mom, another story !!!! 

[antoniporowski]

[meta-xylene]

[unclebeanbag]

This is the most useless fucking map I’ve ever seen and I love it. I want to print it out and put it on my wall. 

[phantoon]

it’s your favourite pterodactyl man

[itsbrig]

I did a quick animatic for my favorite MbMbaM Clip! just in time for the Duck Tales premier ; )

I hope you enjoy it! I had a ton of fun with it

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

@champagne-and-accordions