I made a compilation of all of Griffin’s dialogue as a blink shark from episode 36. Still one of my favorite bits in this season!
[Audio transcript:
This one made of colorful sticks did understand me. This is very good.
That was nonsense garbage words. We understand not them. We are very dangerous animals, but not now to you, yes?
There is an understanding.
We have a favor job that, uh, you will be doing to escape eating from us, acknowledgment?
Oh oh yes yes you will kill four arm woman person until her death, agreement?
Four arm woman person–that’s extremely bad!
Mmm… You bring death to many shark lives? Not very good. Not very good. The other two in a chorus: Not very good.
Mm, yes she did do this to these two sharks. Family. Only ones left. Now three. Not very many. In this world. Yes, three sharks only. Make sad. Make sad.
We can eat you. You travel with four arm woman person on iron whale. This is awful thing. Why friend with four arm woman person?
But with her many arms she rips Sun from sky and boils all the water, misbehavior.
How many four arm woman person you know? [laughter] The others [laughter]
Is not vendetta. Is not vendetta. We try to save our world from boiling, uh, and doing that means killing four arm woman person before she kills our whole world. Is not revenge. Is not revenge. Has not happened.
World not need replenishing. World still alive. Is confusing.
We are heroes and sacrifices. Um, we will stop much dying, but will not be not dead to swim.
You know other stick people like you but empty? Not like you. The stick people like you but not like you is empty. You know them?
Is…[inaudible whisper] Is not color? Empty. Empty of color stick people?
Empty stick people like you not like you they bring terrible four arm woman person to our home and hang her in sky like big star and the sea, you know, we say sea boils. All death.
You stop empty stick people, four arm woman person no come to home, all good.
What is, um, promise?
You will kill empty stick people like you not like you or you will kill four arm woman person who rides with you on iron whale, or we will do both. Those are options. Agreement?
Other option we eat you. Hurt mouth on sticks. Not good. Not very good. And then eat four arm woman person. Maybe eat empty stick people like you not like you. Not ideal. Stick people very sharp.
Yes. Excellent! Acknowledgment!
Mmm, we still die as noble sacrifices, but world safe, so very good.
If empty stick people like you not like you aren’t dead–are dead and cannot hang her in sky like star to boils seas, then everything is great.
Agreement!
Like star. And use violence to do it and make them stop being alive.
What is a notary?
What is floatary?
Delicious. A seal on the lips is more shark on the hips.
I bite you now, gentle for moving. Acknowledgment?
What fuck WHERE WATER?
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