Jei’s Toilet Cabinet

Hello! Im Jei! This is @jei-rifni ‘s random stuff/reblog blog since i dont wanna mix up non art reblog stuff in my art/main blog (he/him)

[the-stinky-jei]

🌟 @jei-rifni ‘s random reblogs account 🌟

Random reblog stuff

🕺 he/him 🕺

‼️I post freaky art here so if you don’t wanna see that, PLEASE DON’T FOLLOW‼️

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[deaddolin]

no. but it is good

[lavenderdame]

There's a reason why this is the online mahjong community's choice copypasta

[kira-serialfaggot]

Much better than how chess players talk about chess

[the-lumpfish-queen]

Mahjong was worth it because it gave us this gif

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[petshopbutch]

love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place:

[the-stinky-jei]

Jei Rifni art archive post 2021

I need to clear space so im posting all my shit here lol

[the-stinky-jei]

[the-stinky-jei]

Jei Rifni art archive post 2021

I need to clear space so im posting all my shit here lol

[novatraveler-s-archives]

Store Worker: Would Prowl please come to the front desk?

Prowl, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: (points to the constructicons)

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Constructicons, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Prowl: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Trabajador de la tienda: ¿Podría Prowl venir a la recepción?

Prowl, llegando al escritorio: Hola, ¿hay algún problema?

Trabajador de la tienda: (apunta a los constructicons)

Trabajador de la tienda: ¿Creo que te pertenecen?

Constructicons, al mismo tiempo: Nos perdimos :(

Prowl: Ni siquiera los traje aquí conmigo-

[ynheer]

im obsessed with the way ironhide is abt to get painfully crushed into a literal cube of scrap like in the monsters Inc trash compactor , & his last words are just ' later guys, it's been real'

[the-stinky-jei]

Bleh

[transingthoseformers]

Imagining a situation where a bunch of rumors are flying about Optimus seeing someone and Megatron gets VERY SUPER jealous about this mystery mech that Optimus is surely dating when he could be dating Megatron instead

Spoiler alert: Optimus isn't seeing someone else at the moment, as he thinks the mech he's attracted to hates him

It's Megatron. Optimus has a thing for Megatron, and Megatron has a thing for Optimus

If only they can get that mutual attraction coordinated—

[bumblebeem]

Optimus Fortnite dances…. Part 1 | Part 1.5 | Part 2

[lemongargler9000]

Who bottoms? 🍑💦

Orion Pax

D-16

Voting ended onOct 20, 2024

No switching. If you read them as switches, then who bottoms more on average?

[the-stinky-jei]

POV: You’re D-16

[teaboot]

One of my favourite parts of working with kids is like… Very Gently subverting their idea of gendered topics… Like if a girl goes ‘no, sharks are a boy thing’ and you go “UM ACTUALLY THATS STUPID AND INCORRECT” they get freaked out, but if instead u go “Are you sure? Cause I think sharks are awesome, here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon” it’ll blow their tiny mind and they’ll be shitting themselves over it for days. 100% effective, 10/10 recommend

[tiny-super-giant]

Good example of this happened in a class I taught recently. Kids were making predictions about a text we’d be studying based on an illustration of the character: boy with spiky blonde hair wearing a pink football kit.

The first kid to respond said, “I think this is a girl that likes to play football.” I said “what gave you the idea that the character is a girl?” Obviously they pointed out the pink, to which I replied how pink was one of my fave colours and they just looked at me wide-eyed. Then the next said, “No it’s got to be a boy. He’s got short spiky hair.” Of course, I then listed all the female people they might’ve heard of who also have short spiky hair and, honestly, the puzzled looks on their little faces were priceless.

Anyway, they continued to debate which gender the character was using phrases like: “but he … and look at his …” or “so why is she … and maybe her …” which was the point I decided to stop them and ask: “If we can’t be sure whether the character is a he or she, should we really be using those pronouns?” And I kid you not, without any persuasion from me and after only the briefest of discussions, these children unanimously agreed that the best pronoun to use would be “they” until they knew their gender for certain. They then continued their discussion using gender neutral terms throughout without any fuss whatsoever. And these are 6 and 7 year olds.

[thoughtparadocs-blog]

Hey the message of this post is great and all but ‘a scale picture of a meglodon’ what the f u CK

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Honestly my seven year old neice screamed once I told her that girls can have short hair and now shes pestering her mum for short and also blue hair

[dead-immortal]

By the way here’s a scale picture of a Megalodon

[07milkman]

so drunk he lost his depth perception on a 2D image

[stabbyfoxandrew]

@alittlefellawithbigoleyes sent me this little game and so i had to do it. :) ty cal<3

make yourself with this picrew + give us the last song you listened to!

feat. my gray streak and new hair (also ily freddie mercury👑)

i am tagging: @c-lion, @joanofexys, @qstygia, @ordei, @rekikiri, @jtl-fics, and all my mutuals. i'm sorry there's so many of y'all and i'm braindead at the moment TwT <3

[qstygia]

Ty so much Aerie!!! <33

I couldn't figure our how to put them side to side without it looking weird but here it is.

My darling mutuals <3

@joanofexys @ivyinne @thesacredlore

No pressure!!

[joanofexys]

ty for the tag @stabbyfoxandrew @qstygia

no pressure tags! @themundanemudperson @ninyard @ffroppydisk @foxstens @tisaqslur @nervousdemeanor7

[themundanemudperson]

ty for the tag!!!! :)

tagging: @yes-i-exist-shutup @tara-the-star @miss-morgans-lover @spookyblazecoffee @kaiyafoyuomi and anyone else who wants to join!!

[lisprokel]

thanks for the tag!!

i was listening to a playlist my friend sent me, so take this!!. (don't know how to put it side by side)

tags!: @honeydewedlemons @spheroz @d0rango @deadly-kalopsia

[deadly-kalopsia]

ty for the tag :3

i don’t have spotify ✊😔

np tags: @honeydewedlemons @notalizard @yourassimcomingforit @ryoku-akamai

[freakingfuck]

@citsune13 @fridaythesandwichenjoyer @fantasy-angelo @st7nky @vampirerodeo779 @belle-oftheball34

[fantasy-angelo]

@chaoticspeedrun @theastroghost @mwantstossleep @sweaterrat @yosajaeofficial

I dont remember peoples users lmao

[sweaterrat]

Thanks for the tag!! <3

No pressure tags: @angellustrates @rengoopadoopulous @doodlingbiscuit @rallentando1011 @oleander-nin @lordfreg @karonkar @cafecubano @normal-internet-user @ackalice and anyone who wants to join 💜💛💕

[rengoopadoopulous]

thanks for the tag niy !! :D

@the-arteest @belovedrat @coco-idfk @achildofalemonpie @truthdawn @glowstick-chomper @random-wierdo @vanvroomvroom (I FORGOT TO SAY /NF MY BAD POOKS 😭)

(ALSO PURPLE HOODIE MENTION IN YOUR TAGS?? YAYAYAYAYA)

[belovedrat]

AHHHH EHHE TYSM FOR THE @ MY SILLY MIND MELDER ^3^

I HAD SM FUN MAKING VARIOUS LIL SILLIES OF ME (I look like a sad wet cat :,3)

Moots: @help-me-or-kelp-me @justletmereadmycomics @tanghouling @threeratsinacoat @okaydokielemonquokey @psychwardsystem @volatilechemicalz @kraang5 @sk3tch-rottmnt @livrere-green @nosleep83 @the-jovial-jester @wormworker @cult-of-the-lamb-fan @cupofcappuccy @rengoopadoopulous @vaudeville-moggie @ghosty-0w0 @bludweave @the-trash-eating-llama @splatting-stampede @cthulhuismywife @mammonmuffinz @notadorkygod @averagetmntfan @doodlesketchgirl @coco-idfk

(not forcing, but feel free to join if you’d like! any others I haven’t listed feel free to join aswell!! ^w^”)

[doodlesketchgirl]

thanks for tagging me!!!!

moot tag: @theyscreamedravioli @indihome-suck @diona-98 @doodle-girl @chiizumuuuu anyone who wants to join :33 no pressure though

[doodle-girl]

Ayooo love this one! :D

No pressure tagging! @corrupteddoodles @they-thespian666 @secret-spirit @dimonds456 and whoever else might wanna take a swing! <3

[they-thespian666]

Wahoo!!!

Tagging: @justablah56 @slimeboygirlfriend @radical-rapscallion and anyone else who wants to :]

[elians-terrarium]

Here's the picture, and here's the song I listened to: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8So3SA2uJvo

Also don't have Spotify

Tagging: @r3d-m3dic, @aweeee, @transfire, and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it

[r3d-m3dic]

me and the last song I listened to!

Tagging: @rissaroonotfound @evanwevand @cat-bright @blobee @ionlypostmymeemocs @banesberry-anomoly @wlwdwtys @wrylu @vincentispossiblydead and anyone else who wants to join!

[wlwdwtys]

How I look like irl and the last song I listened to! (Specifically cover my MandoPony on YouTube)

Tagging: @cookie-nom-nom @humanoidalt @offtherailsraccoon @mossy123302 @dapper-raccoon @silly-hope-draws @twilight-skies @gingerakao @g3n-l0s3r and any other people who wanna do it :D

[fructik-shu]

Kyuu kurarin cover by Axel Syrios

Im addicted on this music rn👏

@manosaldibujo @ianam52620 @zu-is-here @bet-omlet @luma34536606 @bloodymary696 and anyone who wants to partipicate ;з

[manosaldibujo]

Omg it’s been ages since I do a picrew!!! Thanks @fruitsoftheape100 🥹🌸

@letsatomicbanana @leapdayowo @gillanfryingpan @fl00mie @summerayito ✨

[leapdayowo]

This was very fun :D and look at all the great picrew versions of everyone! (I’m also gonna look for songs to check out from this post👀) The last thing I listened to was Big Bad Voodoo Daddy’s album save my soul

@sister-dear @creetveur @zhukzucraft @silverskye13 @a-bel9901 @ezdotjpg and anyone else who would like to participate!

[the-stinky-jei]

Sooo silly :)

[cookietastic]

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

[cookietastic]

This one

[cookietastic]

Tumblr has 10+ image limit had to add these on too

[leapdayowo]

hi! For anyone curious this series of photos was taken by Howard Schatz and are found in his book Athlete :D just thought I would mention that for others trying to look it up or who might want the book (I was fortunate enough to find it used)

It indeed has the different body types of athletes, which is great for references for artist and also a great showcase of how an active and fit body does not have one single look or size

it also has loads of other pictures!

These I imagine might be really good as references for animation!

but also:

quite a lot of good photos with dynamic poses and different bodies in motion with great lighting where you can see the muscle very well!